Little Johnny hears his parents in the kitchen arguing, "B****!!" says the dad, "B******!!" Says the mom. Johnny comes in, and asks his dad, "What's a b**** and what's a b******?"... "Well, son, a b**** is a woman and a b****** is a guy".
That night. Johnny hears his mom and dad. "Oh, your d*** feels so good in my c******. Johnny asks, "what's a d*** and a c*****". "A d*** is a hat and a c****** is a coat", his dad responds.
The next day is Thanksgiving. Johnny walks by his parent's bathroom, where dad is shaving, and he cuts himself, screaming "s***!!!". "What's s***, dad?" Johnny asks. "S*** is another word for shaving cream, son". He walks in to the kitchen, and his mom loses her wedding ring stuffing the turkey, "f***!!!" she says. "What's f***?" Johnny asks. "Well, Johnny, f*** is another word for stuffing".
The doorbell rings, and Johnny sees his grandparents:
"HEY B****, HEY B******, Hang your d**** and c******* right here, dad's s***-faced and mom's f***ing a turke
2006-08-16 14:04:16 · 16 answers · asked by Big Dan 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-08-16 20:09:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
This would be funny if it were intelligible. Next time maybe try another website to post it.
2006-08-16 21:43:25 · answer #2 · answered by maes_quest 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious email me for somemore jokes at zhane.loves2dance@yahoo.com
2006-08-16 21:21:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hahahahahah ima laugh forever rofl
2006-08-16 22:01:14 · answer #4 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOl! That's so funny. I'm gonna laugh for the rest of the night. Please tell where you got that from!!
2006-08-16 21:29:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's an oldie but still good to this day.
2006-08-17 04:29:25 · answer #6 · answered by babycakes3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao nice one
2006-08-16 21:32:09 · answer #7 · answered by dark_angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny funny
2006-08-20 12:41:58 · answer #8 · answered by SpittinThaReal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny imagine that situation...Hehehe
2006-08-20 12:31:12 · answer #9 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im gone to tell that to my friends!!! its soo crazy!!
2006-08-16 21:11:07 · answer #10 · answered by Kagu-chan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋