Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

Q1.What is the degree in Singapore now?
Q2.What is the degree in Germany now?
Q3.Define: Discipline-_______________________

2006-07-09 03:53:55 · 3 answers · asked by PolytechnicStudent :] 3

I wonder if we can make a question chain here.?
What if one askes a question only to get an anaswer in the form of a question the repeat and rinse?

2006-07-09 03:44:11 · 4 answers · asked by elitebran68 1

what has a red headband,
a double plated beard,
and cowboy truosers?

2006-07-09 03:38:51 · 16 answers · asked by RACHEL 3

What if one askes a question only to get an anaswer in the form of a question the repeat and rinse?

2006-07-09 03:36:11 · 14 answers · asked by elitebran68 1

2006-07-09 03:19:14 · 7 answers · asked by landbaby1 1

http://www.emailajoke.com/

and read the joke given as default

2006-07-09 03:18:48 · 9 answers · asked by Rajesh K 2

Quiz #1: What is the longest word in English?

Quiz #2: What is the English word that contains three consecutive double letters? (for example, the word "letters" contains only 1 double "t")

Quiz #3: What is the only built structure on the earth that can be seen from the moon?

Quiz #4: 10 and 2 tens, plus twice all that, plus 5 and 3 and 2. What is the result?!

Quiz #5: What is the most difficult thing to do at the morning?

2006-07-09 03:18:04 · 11 answers · asked by M_A_saBet 2

Everybody knows that if a blonde throws a grenade at you you pull the pin and throw it back, but what do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

2006-07-09 03:07:23 · 18 answers · asked by knhjlhbms 1

Than what does 1 H on a D stand for ... 10 points for first correct answer. Ta..

2006-07-09 02:42:24 · 14 answers · asked by Bob The Builder 5

As I was going to St Ives I met a man with seven wives. Each of the wives had seven sacks. Each of the sacks had seven cats. Each of the cats had seven Kittens. Kits, Cats, Sacks, Wives How many going to St Ives?
How many were coming from St Ives?

2006-07-09 02:36:18 · 23 answers · asked by hollycatherine99 5

a man will be joined new to a dress shop. a girl will come and ask him to show a underwear. him will say"sorry i have not worne today"

2006-07-09 02:32:12 · 12 answers · asked by priya 2

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

What do u think the answer is? check it at this link and mention the answer u had thought.

http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/alexpetty/shortjok.htm

2006-07-09 02:03:10 · 11 answers · asked by Rajesh K 2

iam always funny and i dont know how i can stop it

2006-07-09 01:13:29 · 20 answers · asked by adaora r 1

(http://answers.yahoo.com/question/;_ylt=AusE4Idqv3iVXS_xWDqqzpsjzKIX?qid=20060708094421AAI11t4 )

2006-07-09 01:00:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-09 00:42:33 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-09 00:40:19 · 11 answers · asked by -Tequila17 6

2006-07-09 00:25:38 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-09 00:23:20 · 14 answers · asked by bhavna 2

I seen a pink and yellow polka dotted flying monkey in my back yard yesturday. I think they have a nest in the park accross the road.
They like to fly backwards on sundays.

(Yes, I am weird.)

2006-07-09 00:16:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-09 00:03:04 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

student: oh God, please make Paris the capital of Germany!!!
Teacher: why?
student: that's what I've written in the exam!

Teacher: Jimmy! your handwriting is awful!
Jimmy: tell that to my dad!!
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2006-07-09 00:01:28 · 7 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5

Two blokes in a field, one is standing behind a sheep. The other say's "are you shearing that sheep" to which the reply was "No! get you own"

2006-07-08 23:50:38 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

How do I get her back out?

2006-07-08 23:50:16 · 8 answers · asked by 42ITUS™ 7

unscramble the letters and add a letter to create a word

i.e.

i ole yu

I lo*v*e y*o*u got it? okay...

oxbe f hocloatcs ae kei efl, oy evne nok hta yu er gion ot te

all of these are whole words when a letter is added the words are in the correct order of the sentense you have to just plug in a letter and unscramble all of them are not words together like you're or they're this should get your brain working have fun

check ya later ♥

2006-07-08 23:29:08 · 6 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

2006-07-08 23:24:31 · 13 answers · asked by on the way 2

2006-07-08 23:12:03 · 13 answers · asked by ? 1

.Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to take a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom.

When she returned with the tea and scones they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

“Miss Beatrice”, he said. “I wonder if you could tell me about this?”, pointing to the bowl.

“Oh, yes”, she replied, “isn’t it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven’t had a cold all winter”.

2006-07-08 23:11:27 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-08 22:59:51 · 10 answers · asked by samborambo86 1

2006-07-08 22:53:04 · 18 answers · asked by johncob 5

A black dog stands in the middle of an intersecton in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?

2006-07-08 22:17:42 · 21 answers · asked by Jade 5