2006-07-09 00:03:04 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
To carry the gloves and baby oil ????? .........
I say looking over my shoulder just to be sure .. ;-) ...
2006-07-09 00:11:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh! sure will answer when u've answered sum of mine!!!!! ;-)I
f winning isn't important then why do we keep score?
Why do good guys finish last?
Why do people sit in stands?
Why are boxing rings square?
Why would race car drivers want to go to heaven? You know that everyone will tie every race. Likely be happy about it too!
Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?
If life is a sport why should we drink it up? Shouldn't we be playing it?
Why do some teams say 'wait till next year'? Why not THIS year?
How come it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye . . . Then it's a SPORT?
Number 1 is the best. Number 2 tries harder. But what happened to number 3?
Should the man who wins the Tour de France do a lap of honour?
Why do world heavyweight boxing champions need bodyguards? If a fat man sings does that mean it's halftime?
If you don't hear the fat lady sing does that mean it's still going on? How come the winner of an auto race never wins the chess flag?
Why are they called Stock Car Races when the cars are nowhere near any stock?
2006-07-09 00:17:20 · answer #2 · answered by tia_alld 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
People think they can fight a boxer and win, especially after a few crates of beer. If any famous boxer retaliated the press would embroider the story until the attacker became the victim and the boxer would have to pay an out of court settlement. It's cheaper to pay someone else to put down the beer swilling gene pool slurry.
2006-07-09 00:18:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok heres the truth! once you become a proffesional boxer your hands are classed as deadly weapons, if you hit someone you will get charged with attempted murder not GBH or ABH! so a bodyguard can 'sort out' your problems for you WITHOUT YOU HAVING TO PUT YOURSELF IN A SITUATION.
2006-07-09 02:20:35 · answer #4 · answered by spens dad! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the answer from one of the guys to hold the boxing gloves and the baby oil! LOL...
Well, they can only fight one person at a time because they were trained to fight one person inside the ring, outside the ring they are scared and helpless... LOL more...
2006-07-09 00:58:58 · answer #5 · answered by joann_xvi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, cute.
They are trainers and are there to actually care for injuries and moniter reaction time after a blow to the head and other reasons, but I detect a whimsical note of sarcastic humour to your question.
2006-07-09 00:16:09 · answer #6 · answered by peppermint_paddy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because they dont want to have to fight every loser who thinks they can take them. Besides you dont want to get a injury fighting some chump in a bar that would cause you to lose out on a bout that might have a nice purse.
2006-07-09 00:11:41 · answer #7 · answered by scott k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For the same reason that football players have coaches.
2006-07-09 02:53:01 · answer #8 · answered by Michael T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know what they say....THREE big hard fuckers is better than one, you never know whos waiting to bite ur ear off, doesnt matter how strong you are a bullet will take you down before you can say goody gum drops.
2006-07-09 00:08:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
to make sure that they don't get into any bare fist fights and hurt them self's which would cost some people alot of money.
2006-07-09 03:41:03 · answer #10 · answered by BLACKY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe someone might try to assasinate them. who knows what todays generation will do for fun.
2006-07-09 00:28:21 · answer #11 · answered by Stevie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋