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2006-07-08 12:10:35 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any"
'But I always buy it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist
"YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container, "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."
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2006-07-08 12:03:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous
B*TCH
2006-07-08 11:48:58 · 12 answers · asked by THE QUEEN 1
Have a good day ! This is the crowning ceremony for the funniest person 'alive' on yahoo answer? So, is that u? let's see....start voting !
2006-07-08 11:42:57 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous
2006-07-08 11:32:37 · 14 answers · asked by ♥tk♦star♥ 2
2006-07-08 11:28:13 · 14 answers · asked by clarkesboy 3
BEST ONE GET 10 FREE POINTS!!!
2006-07-08 11:24:57 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous
2006-07-08 11:15:35 · 41 answers · asked by Island Girl 5
5 people get on. At the next stop 7 people get on and 4 people get off. At the fourth stop, 7 people get on and 6 people get off. Finally, at the last stop, 3 people get on and 5 people get off. How old is the bus driver?
2006-07-08 11:01:44 · 19 answers · asked by PuRpLeStAr924 2
wat bcame 1st....................the chicken......OR THE EGG!!!!
2006-07-08 11:00:47 · 18 answers · asked by Casey K 2
the third child's name?
2006-07-08 10:59:59 · 18 answers · asked by PuRpLeStAr924 2
General Electric, where we bring good things to life. And death to
everything else.
2006-07-08 10:56:40 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous
once there was this guy he was like hey sup and the other guy goes hmm ok wtf you talking about then the other guy goes like uh idk then he goes like hmmm ok? LOL!!!! :p HAHAHAHAH i give it 10/10 just 2 funny WHAT DO YOU THINK?
2006-07-08 10:52:42 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous
jokes like yo mama jokes and knock knock jokes and other funny ones
2006-07-08 10:52:28 · 5 answers · asked by wwe fan 3
2006-07-08 10:51:42 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous
What is it?
2006-07-08 10:42:14 · 7 answers · asked by PuRpLeStAr924 2
will get it chosen as the best answer! make it funny! k!
2006-07-08 10:35:00 · 10 answers · asked by Alessandra 2
does any one have any funny jokes?
2006-07-08 10:04:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous
2006-07-08 09:56:25 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous
one of my favorite joke?
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. A nearby waiter reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean spoon, and set it on the table. The diner was impressed, and asked, “Do all the waiters carry spoons in their pockets?”
The waiter replied, “Yes. We had an efficiency expert here that determined that 17.8% of our diners knock the spoon off the table. By carrying clean spoons with us, we save trips to the kitchen.”
The diner ate his meal. As he was paying the waiter, he commented, “Forgive the intrusion, but do you know that you have a string hanging from your fly?” The waiter replied, “Yes, we all do. That same efficiency expert determined that we spend 21.4% of our time washing our hands after using the men’s room. The other end of that string is tied to my penis. When I need to go, I simply pull the string to get my tool out of my pants, go, and then return to work.
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Having never touched myself, there is no need to wash my hands. Saves a lot of time.”
“Wait a minute,” said the diner, “how do you get your penis back in your pants?” “Well, I don’t know about the other guys, but I use the spoon.”
2006-07-08 09:51:48 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous
has anything embarrassing happened to u or someone u know? if you have more than 1 story feel free to share.............
2006-07-08 09:46:36 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous
i asked my sister 4 a question so i can put on here and she said shut up before i qick you but wat shoul i do help me age 16 she like about 23 or 24
2006-07-08 09:41:58 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous
i like music
2006-07-08 09:36:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous
if it is the funniest one, i'll give you ten points.
2006-07-08 09:05:32 · 26 answers · asked by [[keetr//mary]] 3
A. Footlongs
2006-07-08 08:56:50 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous
2006-07-08 08:54:38 · 4 answers · asked by lildarlinkristisue 3
Woman's Shootings
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
2006-07-08 08:54:33 · 15 answers · asked by Pinky 5
2006-07-08 08:49:30 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous
2006-07-08 08:46:56 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin.
What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
2006-07-08 08:41:34 · 12 answers · asked by simply_boring 4
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