A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any"
'But I always buy it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist
"YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container, "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."
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2006-07-08 12:03:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
From Willys Jokes archieves!
2006-07-08 12:03:44 · update #1
To the idiots lqqking for intelligence, DUHH it ain't here this is Jokes and Riddles! Jeeze and they call me stupid?? Bwaaahaha
2006-07-08 12:14:04 · update #2
First of all good joke Willie!!
Secondly- will you people chill TFO if you are getting so uptight over a joke I can only imagine what you must act like when something really traumatic happens! Take life just a little less seriously and you just might make it to you next birthday. Open your minds and try to accept other people into your hearts the world will be a nicer place for us all!!
2006-07-09 04:46:43 · answer #1 · answered by LUNCHY THE PIRATE 3 · 13⤊ 6⤋
Fu*ck you. We can do without crapheads like you and those blond jokes are getting so damn annoying. I know allot of Smart natural blonds out there and most of the idiots are valley girl brunettes who bleach their crappy hair. Pick better jokes next time.
2006-07-08 22:31:18 · answer #2 · answered by warhead 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok...ok!!! I actually got a laugh out of it...and this is coming from a natural blonde.....with a great sense of humor!!!
2006-07-08 23:53:49 · answer #3 · answered by trueblond195 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You mean I could have been using it under my arm's all these years too!
2006-07-08 21:11:57 · answer #4 · answered by laughsall 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This makes perfect sense to me.
2006-07-08 19:08:27 · answer #5 · answered by Kokopelli 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like a blond thing to me. sorry i don't have any hair. shave my head.
2006-07-08 19:32:30 · answer #6 · answered by dennis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is pretty stupid.
2006-07-08 19:11:12 · answer #7 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-07-08 19:34:04 · answer #8 · answered by ShamWow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO......
2006-07-08 19:14:02 · answer #9 · answered by BOO 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLOL........
2006-07-08 19:22:42 · answer #10 · answered by JAMES E. F 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋