A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin.
What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
2006-07-08 08:41:34 · 12 answers · asked by simply_boring 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was ... God, I miss him!
"But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the husband, "but, why?" "Duh; you're a LAWYER. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!!"
2006-07-08 08:41:56 · update #1
how true, how true. plus the lawyer could screw her in several ways: legally for her, legally against her, plus the screwing that begets children :P
2006-07-08 11:58:27 · answer #1 · answered by Tim 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Apples
2016-03-26 21:46:00 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome just bloody awesome u get 10 outta 10 for that one keep them coming
2006-07-08 08:58:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mwa hahahaha that is sooo funnie!! all her husbands didnt know how to screw her
2006-07-08 08:46:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He ha ha ha lawyeres will
2006-07-08 08:44:57 · answer #5 · answered by KK 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that is funny
2006-07-08 08:45:58 · answer #6 · answered by DeAd DiScO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol this is really funny
2006-07-08 08:44:34 · answer #7 · answered by Eternity 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha... well-worth the essay read. =)
2006-07-08 08:44:52 · answer #8 · answered by Hatake Seraph 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now njoy it
2006-07-08 09:01:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious!!!
2006-07-08 08:46:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋