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Two blokes in a field, one is standing behind a sheep. The other say's "are you shearing that sheep" to which the reply was "No! get you own"

2006-07-08 23:50:38 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

Husband comes home drunk carrying a sheep under his arm, and goes up to the bedroom. Wife is sitting up reading and the hubby says, here's the cow I have to sleep with every night and the wife says, it isn't a cow and the hubby says, I was talking to the sheep.

2006-07-08 23:55:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Very Baaaaaaaaaa d joke

2006-07-09 09:52:57 · answer #2 · answered by kris 4 · 0 0

colette h
Darling I actualy replied to you
I was talking to the fu-king sheep.

2006-07-09 07:03:49 · answer #3 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0 0

no bad a pair of sheep shagers thay must be welsh

2006-07-09 11:03:43 · answer #4 · answered by andrew w 7 · 0 0

Boooo that was baa aa aaa aad

2006-07-09 06:53:05 · answer #5 · answered by sshazzam 6 · 0 0

ha ha

2006-07-09 07:17:55 · answer #6 · answered by peppermint_paddy 7 · 0 0

I like it.

2006-07-09 06:54:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

o.k. no need to ram it down my throat

2006-07-09 07:47:25 · answer #8 · answered by ttopcat2005 3 · 0 0

hehehe
,,, baaaarrry well said :)

2006-07-09 07:23:16 · answer #9 · answered by caz_v8 4 · 0 0

lol :)

2006-07-09 09:23:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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