2006-07-08 23:24:31 · 13 answers · asked by on the way 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
'cos he doesn't want to cross the road - the chicken beat him to it
2006-07-08 23:34:32 · answer #1 · answered by bambam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because he's standing on the road and not moving
2006-07-08 23:45:19 · answer #2 · answered by charu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he found his grandma at the side of the road
2006-07-09 00:24:36 · answer #3 · answered by arvindran r 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Coz the red man says/means don't walk :)
2006-07-08 23:33:30 · answer #4 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Coz he stepped on wet cement,and unfortunately it dried up.
2006-07-09 01:12:47 · answer #5 · answered by Tushi K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
coz he is a statue and thats y cannnot move.
2006-07-08 23:49:13 · answer #6 · answered by SEXY_RIYA 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because he will not and refuses to let the mexican's pass him to go into U.S. across the border...
i have faith in you dude!!! stay there....dont let 'em pass!
2006-07-09 09:02:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
y dont u ask ur question in correct grammar?
2006-07-08 23:38:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anubhav~~!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhh is he paralyzed? lol check ya later ♥
2006-07-08 23:43:00 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
may be he is waiting for his girl friend
2006-07-08 23:38:34 · answer #10 · answered by rajvinder 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋