.Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to take a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom.
When she returned with the tea and scones they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
“Miss Beatrice”, he said. “I wonder if you could tell me about this?”, pointing to the bowl.
“Oh, yes”, she replied, “isn’t it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven’t had a cold all winter”.
2006-07-08 23:11:27 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you got me!
9!
2006-07-08 23:43:34 · answer #1 · answered by aNgeLa_kriz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8
2006-07-09 06:16:05 · answer #2 · answered by MAC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7
2006-07-09 06:29:17 · answer #3 · answered by eugenia t 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10!!
2006-07-09 06:22:48 · answer #4 · answered by cooldreamzgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhh 8 the punchline need a little more umph to it but it was pretty funny check ya later â¥
2006-07-09 06:19:05 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
definetly* a 9
2006-07-09 07:52:00 · answer #6 · answered by barrett_sebastian 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gr8 1. cant stop laughing!
8/10
LOL
2006-07-09 06:50:56 · answer #7 · answered by Mermaid♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋