I seen a pink and yellow polka dotted flying monkey in my back yard yesturday. I think they have a nest in the park accross the road.
They like to fly backwards on sundays.
(Yes, I am weird.)
2006-07-09 00:16:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pink and yellow polka dotted flying monkey ? was he wearin a hat, i bet thats the mofo who took my dvd player!!!!
2006-07-09 00:25:46 · answer #1 · answered by wtf help 1 · 6⤊ 2⤋
I'm so glad that you asked this question. I thought I was going crazy. I, too, have seen these flying things. At first, I thought it was just a bit bird but on closer inspection I considered a giant flying squirrel. Now, they are everywhere and I can tell that they are monkeys. They are so brave that they even come up and eat my dog's food from the patio. I called animal control and they thought I was bonkers. I'm trying to trap one by leaving a banana on my roof. The ones in my area are grey and yellow dotted. Some have orange mohawks. Wait...here comes one....wait, wait, yes....I caught it. It is quite friendly. I don't think they mean any harm.......oooooo...it just bit me.....i'm....sli.p.p.i.n.g...a....w...a..y....h...e......llllllpppppppp
2006-07-09 15:02:22 · answer #2 · answered by Chainsawmom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last time I saw flying monkeys was on Flash Gordon the movie.
2006-07-10 05:11:40 · answer #3 · answered by d1ckdeckard 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, only pigs flying backwards, but everyday except Sunday's. Must be the one day I don't drink, lol. :)
2006-07-09 00:24:13 · answer #4 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a man is is turning a chicken on a rotisserie in his back yard when a hippy climbs over the fence. he says "dude, the music stopped and your monkey's on fire!"
2006-07-09 00:22:01 · answer #5 · answered by jokeman099 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup, I saw a couple of 'em following those European swallows, they were the ones carrying the coconuts!
2006-07-09 00:22:49 · answer #6 · answered by KousukeAsazuki 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw two green flipper-tailed monkeys, carrying toaster ovens.
2006-07-09 00:19:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah sure...the usually fly south on leap years to feast on those bananas of paradise....
2006-07-09 01:37:07 · answer #8 · answered by Lard Cherrybakins 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.One picked me up and dropped me in the hospital :D
2006-07-09 02:33:36 · answer #9 · answered by Robi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw that, too.
I just thought that you had finally gotten your pilots licence.
2006-07-09 21:55:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋