Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

i was headed to st. ives, when on the way i met a man w/ 7 wives, each wife had 7 sacks, each sack contained 7 cats, each cat had 7 kittens. how many people were headed to st. ives???

2006-07-13 06:18:30 · 28 answers · asked by ver 1

Here ie the riddle-
What men have sought for centuries,
Through various mediums, mystic means,
A quest for a quest, An infinite goal, It broadens the mind and Enriches the soul.

an ancient word of paramount sense,
When split in twain does reveal two halves,
Modern linguistic vulgarities for-
1. Speed and Genius
2. The foolishness of Pandora

2006-07-13 06:10:51 · 24 answers · asked by Eragon 2

2006-07-13 06:00:15 · 6 answers · asked by shannon 4

First let me say this is in jokes & riddles for a reason asking a question without giving the punchline, here, is like a pre-mature ejaculatuon!

I keep getting these freaking useless emails, "Satisfy the girls with a bigger dick!" Hey, I wouldn't be caught dead with a girl with a dick, especially if it's bigger than mine!

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-07-13 05:58:06 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

John, Jane, Jack and Jill all attend a Bridge party where they play together the entire evening. They do not play with anyone else. Losers pay winners $0.10 a point for each game.

At the end of the evening, all four of them have more money than they started with. How is this possible?

[Sorry for asking again, but none of the first 13 answers were correct. Note that they do NOT play with anyone else. FYI Bridge is a 4-person card game.]

2006-07-13 05:56:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

Some one tell me a stupid question, stupidest one gets 10 points.

2006-07-13 05:48:13 · 27 answers · asked by KITZYA R 3

the best one gets 10 pts!!!

2006-07-13 05:38:36 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

Am I right here... or just totally wrong? LOL!! ;)

2006-07-13 05:38:04 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous

A headless man had a letter to write;
It was read by a man who had lost his sight.
The dumb repeated it word for word;
And deaf was he who listened and heard.

Solve this riddle.

2006-07-13 05:32:27 · 18 answers · asked by dkny 4

A BIG guy, tattooed, pierced and rough around the edges, goes into a nightclub, sits at the bar, orders a shot and a beer. After a few, he looks at the 'high-class' women, arrayed in miniskirts and diamonds for a night on the town, on his left, and says, "You women are all wh@res!" And goes back to drinking.

After a few more boilermakers, to the women on his right, he says, "And you women are all *itches!"

From his right a slinky, blonde, girl starts walking toward him, he sees her and says, "Ya gotta problem wit dat?"

"No problem but I'm NOT a *itch! She says, haughtily. "I'm just going to the other side!"

From the table, where she was, a young voice calls, "Mommy, mommy, where are you?"

She stops walking and says, "Will somebody shut that son of a freaking *itch up!"

The guy starts grinning, and the 'House' bought his drinks from then on!

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-07-13 05:30:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

what do you call a daughter of a spiteful,rude,spoiled, and unlikeable person?

2006-07-13 05:27:54 · 23 answers · asked by nikki -nicole 3

I am the part of the bird that is not in the sky,
who can drown in the ocean and yet remain dry.
A last vestige of man that refuses to die.
In mourning I am tossed at your feet to lie
And feast on your body, your soul, without cry.

2006-07-13 05:25:48 · 14 answers · asked by ryneweir 2

2006-07-13 05:14:06 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-13 04:59:52 · 17 answers · asked by ryneweir 2

What goes up, but at the same time goes down, up to the sky and down to the ground, my present tense and my past tense too, lets go for a ride just me and you...what am i?

2006-07-13 04:45:31 · 9 answers · asked by ryneweir 2

If there's a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? would you keep falling forever, or fall back down when you get to the middle, or is it physically impossible?

2006-07-13 04:44:19 · 6 answers · asked by Disasterpiece. 1

2006-07-13 04:36:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

I, being Golgo 13 a seasoned assassin, will not load my M16A1 for anything less than $600,000 US dollars.

2006-07-13 04:33:39 · 10 answers · asked by Golgo-13 2

This couple were in bed getting busy when the girl places the guys hand onto her pussy. "Put your finger in me..." she asks him. So he does without hesitation, as she starts moaning. "Put two fingers in...", she says. So in goes another one. She's really starting to get worked up when she says, "Put your whole hand in!". The guy's like, "Ok!". So he has his entire hand in, when she says moaning aloud "Put both your hands inside of me!!!". So the guy puts both of his hands in! "Now clap your hands..." commands the girl. "I can't", says the guy. The girl looks at him and says "See, I told you I had a tight pussy!".

2006-07-13 04:33:32 · 18 answers · asked by I'm Bossy!! 2

2006-07-13 04:28:03 · 4 answers · asked by ĴΩŋ 5

John, Jane, Jack and Jill all attend a Bridge party where they play together the entire evening. They do not play with anyone else. Losers pay winners $0.10 a point for each game.

At the end of the evening, all four of them have more money than they started with. How is this possible?

[I got tired of seeing the same old riddles posted again and again, so I thought I would give you a newer one to think about. Good luck!]

2006-07-13 04:17:04 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-13 04:09:59 · 8 answers · asked by Golgo-13 2

E.T. got the point and went home.


*news just in* 2 plane loads of volunteers from Mexico..are flying into New Orleans to assist with looting.

im sorry i had to say it....

2006-07-13 04:05:09 · 6 answers · asked by RabbitHellFoxHeaven 2

2006-07-13 03:28:06 · 12 answers · asked by JBWPLGCSE 5

BAGHDAD (Reuters) - Saddam Hussein was in good health and taking liquids with nutrients on the sixth day of a hunger strike, the U.S. military said on Thursday.

The former Iraqi leader and three co-defendants are refusing food in protest at court procedures and the killing of their defence lawyers in their trial for crimes against humanity.

"He is still in good health and receiving appropriate medical care" said Lieutenant Colonel Keir-Kevin Curry, spokesman for the U.S. military's detentions command.

2006-07-13 03:23:37 · 28 answers · asked by pjm81x 2

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his CDs?



In Iraq!!

hahahahaha i thought that was funny!

2006-07-13 03:23:34 · 20 answers · asked by danielle c 1

When the day after tomorrow is yesterday, today will be as far from Wednesday as today was from Wednesday when the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day?

2006-07-13 03:21:28 · 16 answers · asked by Ghana Rulez 3

A woman's car breaks down. She goes to a house and uses the phone. While on the phone she pears into a closet. When she does this she realizes she will die soon. Why?

2006-07-13 03:20:19 · 11 answers · asked by pineapplepie26 2

2006-07-13 03:18:28 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-13 03:17:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous