A slinky, blonde, girl starts walking toward him, he sees her and says, "Ya gotta problem wit dat?

Question

A BIG guy, tattooed, pierced and rough around the edges, goes into a nightclub, sits at the bar, orders a shot and a beer. After a few, he looks at the 'high-class' women, arrayed in miniskirts and diamonds for a night on the town, on his left, and says, "You women are all wh@res!" And goes back to drinking.

After a few more boilermakers, to the women on his right, he says, "And you women are all *itches!"

From his right a slinky, blonde, girl starts walking toward him, he sees her and says, "Ya gotta problem wit dat?"

"No problem but I'm NOT a *itch! She says, haughtily. "I'm just going to the other side!"

From the table, where she was, a young voice calls, "Mommy, mommy, where are you?"

She stops walking and says, "Will somebody shut that son of a freaking *itch up!"

The guy starts grinning, and the 'House' bought his drinks from then on!

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Answer 1

So...do I get the head of the table?....bein's how I AM the Professor *itch!!!
YEA!!! GO *ITCHES!!!

Answer 2

Lmfao

Answer 3

Friendship, no that's not risky....my contacts purely this week helped me turn my head faraway from the darkness and in the route of the mild....that's no longer delusional in any respect, yet a truth.

Answer 4

ha ha

Answer 5

hard joke to understand but ok

Answer 6

huh? oh now i get it. u confused me.

Answer 7

Ok.....aight. I heard it....and.........

Answer 8

i don't get it