Some one tell me a stupid question, stupidest one gets 10 points.
2006-07-13 05:48:13 · 27 answers · asked by KITZYA R 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Italy won dave's wife
2006-07-14 04:01:29 · update #1
can i go to bed now? wheres my mommy!?!?!? will i ever die? who has skin? do i have skin? who doesn't have skin? where is my skin?!?!?!?! do u have any food in your pants? can i hit you with a sledgehammer?can i hit myself with a sledgehammer? can u hit me with a sledgehammer? can i eat a sledgehammer? am i the sledgehammer?
2006-07-13 06:35:29 · answer #1 · answered by ♥*~me~*♥ 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Take your pick.
9 Things I Hate About Stupid People
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.
I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours?
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their a_s_s to search the entire room for the T.V. remote.
Because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look".
Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?
Do people do this?
Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their a_s_s_e_s!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".
No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it.
If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short".
What the hell??
Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!
What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?".
If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
2006-07-14 01:26:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here are few
1. : Were you present when your picture was taken?
2. Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you
check for a pulse?
3. The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he ?
I had a lot more, but at the moment i remeber this much only
2006-07-13 12:59:49 · answer #3 · answered by wellwisher 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do boys like to call themselves grown men. They have no idea what it takes to be a man at least in a women's point of view.
2006-07-13 12:53:27 · answer #4 · answered by CC 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupidest one I have actually heard is
"Can anyone not hear me?"
2006-07-13 13:53:10 · answer #5 · answered by Mike S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?
2006-07-14 01:29:55 · answer #6 · answered by Dizzy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who won the world cup? No really, I have no idea.
2006-07-13 12:56:41 · answer #7 · answered by ticklefoot 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are there always little white dots on my mirror every time I brush my teeth?
2006-07-13 13:35:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is bark off a tree made of?
2006-07-13 12:52:19 · answer #9 · answered by masterurownmind 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the other day i had 10 dead survivors, where do i berry them?
and by the way i want my ten points now damnit.
2006-07-13 12:57:37 · answer #10 · answered by heawaits12 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋