This couple were in bed getting busy when the girl places the guys hand onto her pussy. "Put your finger in me..." she asks him. So he does without hesitation, as she starts moaning. "Put two fingers in...", she says. So in goes another one. She's really starting to get worked up when she says, "Put your whole hand in!". The guy's like, "Ok!". So he has his entire hand in, when she says moaning aloud "Put both your hands inside of me!!!". So the guy puts both of his hands in! "Now clap your hands..." commands the girl. "I can't", says the guy. The girl looks at him and says "See, I told you I had a tight pussy!".
2006-07-13 04:33:32 · 18 answers · asked by I'm Bossy!! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!". The cat says, "I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter." The penis outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!"
what do you think of my jokes?
2006-07-13 04:34:07 · update #1
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahaa....(lost lunch...started coughing...dropped from chair twitching on the ground for 90 seconds) Hahahahahahahahahaha (collapses...falls into acoma...recovers one minute later).
2006-07-13 04:47:59 · answer #1 · answered by betterdeadthansorry 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The dog, cat and penis one was pretty good. First one kinda gayâ¥
2006-07-13 04:40:15 · answer #2 · answered by ♥USMCwife♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL - I needed a laugh this morning
2006-07-13 04:37:29 · answer #3 · answered by bad_bob_69 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2006-07-13 04:38:25 · answer #4 · answered by Muthu 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha
Loved both of them. Hilarious
2006-07-13 04:38:14 · answer #5 · answered by bugs bunny 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Good ones.
2006-07-13 04:37:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahaha REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLY funny.. honestly.. they r two of the funniest jokes I've ever heard.. thx :)
2006-07-13 05:16:16 · answer #7 · answered by shoosh_b 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
youre a sick puppy! keep em coming!lol
2006-07-13 05:10:00 · answer #8 · answered by narcolepticcats 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good ones!
2006-07-13 06:14:50 · answer #9 · answered by Jade 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehe
2006-07-15 23:42:05 · answer #10 · answered by nil imran 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋