I, being Golgo 13 a seasoned assassin, will not load my M16A1 for anything less than $600,000 US dollars.
2006-07-13 04:33:39 · 10 answers · asked by Golgo-13 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
YOU'RE GOLGO 13!?!?! I just got paid $1.4 M to take you out.
2006-07-13 04:38:06 · answer #1 · answered by rahkokwee 5 · 14⤊ 4⤋
You sir are not an assassin thus a real working man doesn't make himself vulnerable like this. Anyone Can track you down. The M16A1,
nope, not good. Do you actually know the meaning of an assassination? An assassination is a payed murder, executed in the most discreet way possible. So you don't go around asking people : " Hey man how much do you wanna earn to take my dad out with the leaf blower?"; You're probably just a kid, or a very poor, gangster style hitman, I'm not ( a killer, hitman or gangster). If you're talking about taking out Bush, I'll do it for free still I have to eat, we'll start at 30 grand + expenses. If you want to take out a more important target , let's say Ben Laden, I'll go to full expenses( rough=3 million- there muslams charge a lot for a weapon in Arabia) and the full price equivalent to Ben Ladens capture Ransom.
2006-07-13 16:08:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you want someone dead...I'll do it for 500000 USdollars (this will cover the travel, hotel, miscelleneous, law-enforcement bribery and the ammunition for the M109 25mm sniper rifle I'd use). Good for up to five targets. Special offer for more than 10 targets, 1210000 US dollars (why...because I'm a nice guy but I will need more ammunition...25mm high-explosive shells dont come cheap)
P.S. High Profile targets cost an additional 10000$
2006-07-13 11:42:44 · answer #3 · answered by betterdeadthansorry 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I being an bystander, do not load my luger for any less than 3.3564 Trillion dollars(US). Unless the target is a: Democrat, author, plumber, politician, , rapper, or Simon Cowell.
Then I do it for free because I am enjoying myself.
2006-07-13 14:00:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea it depends on the target for somebody verry important at least 1 million $
2006-07-13 11:37:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
depends upon the profile of the target , final plan and required equipment..
2006-07-13 11:41:23 · answer #6 · answered by carmistree 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't kill anyone for any amount of money unless I thought they really needed killing, in which case I'd do it for free. Or, in W's case, I'd pay for the privilege.
2006-07-13 17:11:48 · answer #7 · answered by Amy F 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd take the 600 g's and split!
2006-07-13 11:45:02 · answer #8 · answered by pineapplepie26 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on who the target is......
2006-07-13 11:36:12 · answer #9 · answered by Shelby67grl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How is this a joke or a riddle?
2006-07-13 11:37:36 · answer #10 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋