2006-07-13 03:17:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I WAN MY WUBBERDUCKY BACK!, I got
no one else to talk to....
2006-07-13 03:40:14 · update #1
Sad attempt at attention but I do know who did it. You see, a team of Bolivian terrorists infiltrated your house at night with infrared goggles and Smith and Wesson M76 submachine guns for defense purposes and retrieved said ducky only to blow a hole in the side of the house and run to a helicopter waiting and fly back to their local HQ. Now, your ducky probably isn't harmed yet, BUT he might very well be soon, if you hire my services I will take on a very dangerous and highly technical sniper mission to eliminate the terrorists then retrieve your ducky. Do you wish me to fulfill this mission? I would ask only $800,000 transfered to my Swiss bank account.
2006-07-13 04:27:11 · answer #1 · answered by Golgo-13 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Quack, quack, shut up you stupid duck, they'll find us. eherrrrmmm, I want ten million dollars in a swiss bank account or the duck gets it.
No police, No Army, and no secret service.Or your duck will get it's quack stolen.
2006-07-13 23:48:00 · answer #2 · answered by Burnt Emberes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i like my rubber ducky so 2 bad i stole it HAHAHAHAHA
*spits water out* HAHAHHHA
2006-07-13 04:11:37 · answer #3 · answered by punkgrl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was Ernie.... rubber ducky your the one.... because Bert accidently threw his out when he was cleaning...
lol
2006-07-13 03:22:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He probably ran away because he didnt want to see you naked.
2006-07-13 08:38:59 · answer #5 · answered by Rick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwwwwww!!! i don't need 2 know that much info!!
2006-07-13 03:37:17 · answer #6 · answered by funny_bunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i did. sorry. i will return it when Im done.
2006-07-13 03:20:12 · answer #7 · answered by NBGirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
UUHHGGGG!!!! GROW UP MAN????
2006-07-13 04:01:52 · answer #8 · answered by Tanya S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm so sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm using it to bath, want ot see........................................
2006-07-13 04:15:48 · answer #9 · answered by I'm Bossy!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
!
2006-07-13 23:28:22 · answer #10 · answered by raven s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋