Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

Picture an empty wine bottle with a cork secured at the top in the usual way. Inside the bottle a metal ring hangs by a string. How is it possible to make the metal ring drop to the bottom of the bottle without touching the ring, the thread, the cork, or the bottle?

2006-06-09 17:40:55 · 23 answers · asked by eddie_sharrak 2

A farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens.
The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in
years. So he buys a new ****, and turns him loose in the barnyard.
Well, the old rooster sees the young one strutting around and he's a
little worried about being replaced. He walks up to the new bird.
"So you're the new stud in town? I bet you really think you're hot
stuff don't you? Well I'm not ready for the chopping block yet. I'll bet
I'm still the better bird. And to prove it, I challenge you to a race around
that hen house over there. We'll run around it ten times and
whoever finishes first gets to have all the hens for himself."
Well, the young rooster was a proud sort, and he definitely thought he was
more than a match for the old guy. "You're on," he said". The race begins
and all the hens start cheering the old rooster on. After the first lap, the
old rooster is still maintaining his lead. After the second lap, the old guy's
lead has slipped a little -- but he's still hanging in there. But the old rooster's
lead continues to slip each time around, and by the fifth lap he's just barely
in front of the young fella. By now the farmer has heard the commotion.

He runs into the house, gets his shotgun and runs into
the barnyard figuring a fox or something is after his chickens.
When he gets there, he sees the two roosters running around the henhouse,
with the old rooster still slightly in the lead. He immediately takes his
shotgun, aims, fires, and blows the young rooster away.

"Damn. That's the third GAY rooster I've bought this month."

2006-06-09 17:17:39 · 37 answers · asked by AnGeL Mona 2

2006-06-09 16:56:40 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

Mom: baby, your good in math. Now I'm going to ask you a question.
Baby: sure mom
Mom: if your daddy gives you 3 apples and I give you 4 apples, what's your answer?



Baby: Thank You!


How about you? What will be your answer?

2006-06-09 16:42:44 · 12 answers · asked by AnGeL Mona 2

2006-06-09 16:29:09 · 18 answers · asked by kiss me 4

2006-06-09 16:24:03 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6

2006-06-09 16:01:58 · 14 answers · asked by kiss me 4

recycle a used condom?You shake the f*ck out of it.

2006-06-09 15:37:47 · 9 answers · asked by twiztidsdad 5

Mine is that I kissed a friends sibling.

2006-06-09 15:22:05 · 17 answers · asked by Piper 1

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

2006-06-09 15:09:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

priest.They look at the lawyer and swim away,why did they do this?

2006-06-09 15:04:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

would you rather eat punnut butter off a hobos foot or lick a porda-poddy toilet seat???

2006-06-09 15:02:43 · 9 answers · asked by ~Cats rule~ 2

2006-06-09 15:00:50 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

Fill it in with your most original or funniest please.

2006-06-09 14:39:33 · 24 answers · asked by kolohe 5

A young couple take their infant son to a doctor for his first check up.

"My what a cute baby you have!" the doctor said.

"I'll bet you say that to all parents." said the father

"No no no!" replied the doctor.

"Then, what do you say to parent whose baby is ugly."

The doctor said, "My! Your baby looks just like you."

2006-06-09 14:37:58 · 30 answers · asked by My Big Bear Ron 6

Who lied when she said she did not laugh?

2006-06-09 14:31:13 · 16 answers · asked by Eshild 1

1. melt em down
2. make a tire
3. call it a "Good Year"

2006-06-09 14:31:01 · 26 answers · asked by My Big Bear Ron 6

Answer: Honey, I'm home!

2006-06-09 14:30:06 · 34 answers · asked by My Big Bear Ron 6

What body part does he not have to confirm that he is Adam?

2006-06-09 14:26:18 · 8 answers · asked by legolas85130 2

No matter what, he knows he will be right. How does he know?

2006-06-09 14:24:36 · 4 answers · asked by legolas85130 2

He is not breaking any laws. How is this possible?

2006-06-09 14:21:37 · 6 answers · asked by legolas85130 2

a hot looking naked man jumps out in front of three old ladies rocking in chairs on a porch.

the first old lady had a stroke

the second old lady had a stroke

the third old lady's arm was too short.

2006-06-09 14:18:23 · 21 answers · asked by My Big Bear Ron 6

A man stops at a hotel on a Saturday, stays for two days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?

First correct answer gets 10 pts.

2006-06-09 13:52:47 · 13 answers · asked by skunk3660 2

There are 5 fish. 1 drowns. How many fish are left???

2006-06-09 13:30:16 · 25 answers · asked by Smile =]™ 4

So there is a Bad Joke Friday on a local radio station and this is what they called the "Worst Joke Ever":

Two penguins are in a bathtub. One gets out and says to the other one, "Can you hand me a towel?" The other penguins says, "What do you think I am? A chair?"

It's not funny because I can't understand it, and I know it's something so stupid that it does classify as the worst joke ever. Someone please explain it to me. . .

2006-06-09 12:58:45 · 9 answers · asked by green_tea 4

anyone know a good pickup line?

2006-06-09 12:27:26 · 14 answers · asked by bReAkDaNcEr4LyFe 3

2006-06-09 12:17:45 · 14 answers · asked by angelluv055 1

See I have a little willy and always wanted to hear that

2006-06-09 12:15:43 · 37 answers · asked by Atheist 3

someone told me to think outside the box, but i cant find a box

2006-06-09 12:15:19 · 7 answers · asked by woundshurtless 4

I know exactly what you are thinking...........

You are thinking i don't know what you are thinking.....

2006-06-09 12:13:42 · 11 answers · asked by Featherman 5