1. melt em down
2. make a tire
3. call it a "Good Year"
2006-06-09 14:31:01 · 26 answers · asked by My Big Bear Ron 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the above are NOT multiple choice. they are the order of progress.
2006-06-09 17:38:11 · update #1
you can recycle used condoms....simply turn them inside out and shake the fck out of them...lol
2006-06-09 14:40:42 · answer #1 · answered by abc123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3
2006-06-21 15:07:53 · answer #2 · answered by useless information 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HOTEL KERALA-FONIA
On the road to Trivandrum
Coconut oil in my hair
Warm smell of avial
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a bright pink tube-light
My tummy rumbled, I felt weak and thin
I had to stop for a bite
There he stood in the doorway
Flicked his mundu in style
And I was thinking to myself
I don't like the look of his sinister smile
Then he lit up a petromax
Muttering "No power today"
More Mallus down the corridor
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace,
Plenty of bugs at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
It's infested here
It's infested here
His finger's stuck up his nostril
He's got a big, thick mustache
He makes an ugly, ugly noise
But that's just his laugh
Buxom girls clad in pavada
Eating banana chips
Some roll their eyes, and
Some roll their hips
I said to the manager
My room's full of mice
He said,
Don't worry, saar, I sending you
meen karri, brandy and ice
And still those voices were crying from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them pray
Save us from the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace
Trying to live at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
It is no surprise
It is no surprise (background)
That it swarms with flies
The blind man was pouring
Stale sambar on rice
And he said
We are all just actors here
In Silk Smitha-disguise
And in the dining chamber
We gathered for the feast
We stab it with our steely knives
But we just can't cut that beef
Last thing I remember
I was writhing on the floor
That cockroach in my appam-stew was the culprit,
I am sure
Relax, said the watchman
This enema will make you well
And his friends laughed as they held me down
God's Own Country? Oh, Hell!
(c) The Yeagles
The lyrics of Hotel California from which the above song was inspired as a parody is below...
2006-06-21 05:18:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Birthday Decoration for the next year
2006-06-22 04:59:48 · answer #4 · answered by rakeshscdc 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would imply that you kept every condom from that year....and that, is just nasty. Ugh. The best thing to do is throw them away! I don't even want to imagine the smell...
2006-06-09 22:00:14 · answer #5 · answered by writer_girl20 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I choose #4.
Build nice balloon animals for all the lovely people who helped you fill those puppies up!
2006-06-09 21:44:50 · answer #6 · answered by kendra 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw them out, and get a disease test as condoms can break. I know I'm a party pooper, and I probably messed your joke up. : (
2006-06-09 23:20:38 · answer #7 · answered by Survivor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None of the three choices. They have been used,anyone who wants to touch them is out of their gord!!!!!!! YUCK!!!
2006-06-09 21:39:51 · answer #8 · answered by Linda R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice check ya later â¥
2006-06-09 21:34:15 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
melt them to make one that really fit me
2006-06-09 21:35:06 · answer #10 · answered by idontkno 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋