All categories - 9 June 2006

This are the ones i have:
dear mama,keep ya head up,i ant mad at cha,
Any other that i am missing that is really good?

2006-06-09 23:59:30 · 5 answers · asked by Lassy 1 in Music

WIFE: Darling do u know that in HEAVEN husband and wife don’t live together. Husband : Honey, thats why its called HEAVEN!

I am at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me “possession of good looks”.i’m doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!

A Girl asks her lover, will you **** me like this after marriage also? Boy: Yes, only if your husband doesnot have any problem.

Policeman arrested a prostitute. prost: I’m not selling sex. Police: Then what r u doing? Prost: I’m selling condoms & offering free demo.

Kid: Dad how do babies come? Dad: In moonlight when the star shines an angel comes 2 earth & leaves a kid in the mother’s lap. Kid: It means ******* is useless.

Girl: Doc. look at my vagina. Dr: How come hole is too big? G: I was raped by elephant. Dr: But elephant have small dick. G: but he fingered me first!

Man dashes into lady & says: If ur heart is as soft as ur breasts, u’ll forgive me. Lady replied: If ur dick is as hard as ur elbow, my room no. is 603.

A man was carrying 3 babies in train, the lady sitting next 2 him asked: are these ur babies? Man: no, I work in a condom company & these are complaints.

Question. How Nisar was born?
Answer. Jawani Jaan-e-mann, Haseen dilruba, Mily 2 dil jawan, NISAR HO GAYA.

Q. Whats the difference between a hooker and a slut?
A. Hooker sleeps with everyone while slut sleeps with everyone except you

2006-06-09 23:59:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-09 23:59:02 · 1 answers · asked by Simon C 2 in Painting

Most People prefer a certain day to have their oil changed in their car,truck or suv. If you take your vehicle to a dealership to have it serviced, which day do you prefer,(e.g. Monday thru Saturday)?

2006-06-09 23:58:39 · 9 answers · asked by man-in-blue 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

2006-06-09 23:58:22 · 13 answers · asked by nyenyezi1 1 in Geography

2006-06-09 23:58:17 · 21 answers · asked by benjie l 1 in Dogs

2006-06-09 23:58:09 · 6 answers · asked by malcolmg 6 in Drawing & Illustration

you have the no 4 and can use it only four times how will u get 22?

2006-06-09 23:57:37 · 5 answers · asked by kqkq 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-09 23:57:29 · 15 answers · asked by Batista 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-06-09 23:57:01 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in English Football

my college uses websense to block the un wanted sites but i find en.wikipedia.org very much usefull in providing the better help..But unfortunately it is blocked by websense.........Plz tell me the way to access the wikipedia websites.

2006-06-09 23:56:58 · 9 answers · asked by yaseen m 1 in Internet

i cant find goth people around me and i looked all over the web the only things i find are dating sites. the chamber and stuff like that,
im looking for goth friends and i was wondering if anyone knew where i can find anything with goth friends in the cleveland,ohio area.or where do goth type people hang out other than the chamber.

2006-06-09 23:56:56 · 3 answers · asked by gothic 1 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-06-09 23:56:49 · 7 answers · asked by I [heart] ache 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-06-09 23:56:39 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Financial Aid

2006-06-09 23:56:25 · 9 answers · asked by *SweetDiva* 1 in Singles & Dating

i know it can be done but how?

2006-06-09 23:56:23 · 1 answers · asked by College Football GOD 3 in Cell Phones & Plans

2006-06-09 23:56:15 · 3 answers · asked by dalidave33 1 in Other - Electronics

The poor kids dont stand a chance being brought up in that unnatural and,lets face it, hideous background.

2006-06-09 23:56:10 · 30 answers · asked by champ 2 in Etiquette

Are we lacking common sense or going back to primitive stage ?

2006-06-09 23:55:38 · 12 answers · asked by Drone 7 in Philosophy

The poor kids dont stand a chance being brought up in that unnatural and,lets face it, hideous background.

2006-06-09 23:55:38 · 24 answers · asked by champ 2 in Friends

2006-06-09 23:55:25 · 7 answers · asked by sapphire 3 in Birds

Im from India and Im 14.If you like to be my friend email me...now.

2006-06-09 23:55:17 · 13 answers · asked by st me 1 in Friends

Im tired of lifting and eating right and still coming up short. I want to know what he big boys are using. If your using something that has given you freakesh streangth and size let me know what it is. I've heard of D-bol and Growth factor what do you suggest. Please don't tell me drugs are bad Im looking for a serious answer.

2006-06-09 23:55:04 · 1 answers · asked by D* ROW 1 in Men's Health

i do for women and children.

2006-06-09 23:54:48 · 8 answers · asked by ronzohooter 4 in Current Events

2006-06-09 23:54:46 · 9 answers · asked by Batista 1 in Singles & Dating

Do you believe in omens? If so, like what? Do you do certain things to request or welcome good fortune? If so what? Do you believe little things like if your left ear itches peers are speaking ill of you and if your right ear itches peers are speaking well of you? What sort of superstitious to you believe?

2006-06-09 23:54:30 · 3 answers · asked by smilingontime 6 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-06-09 23:54:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Auto Racing

I'm new at my school (8th grade, and yes we still have 2 weeks left) and I've been here since December, I didn't make many friends but I had one good one who hangs out w/ the popular group (hes a guy) We always got along GREAT but his friends and his twin (lmao ya he has a twin borther who hates me to death) HATE me. He recentley gave in and hates me too now (I know he doesn't really becase when alone hes totally nice) should I stop trying to be his friend? I mean, after all if I can't be his friends in front of others I can't be his friend at all. What should I do?

2006-06-09 23:54:01 · 7 answers · asked by Me! 1 in Friends

What has been reshaped?
Have you had after-surgeries, have you had any kinds of pains, if yes what kinds? Can you say that one surgery on a particular part of body is enough and if the desired shape has been achieved then you can do just with one plastic surgery per part of body?

2006-06-09 23:53:43 · 9 answers · asked by Like 2 in Other - General Health Care

2006-06-09 23:53:39 · 2 answers · asked by overgrownbaby 1 in Insurance