WIFE: Darling do u know that in HEAVEN husband and wife don’t live together. Husband : Honey, thats why its called HEAVEN!
I am at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me “possession of good looks”.i’m doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
A Girl asks her lover, will you **** me like this after marriage also? Boy: Yes, only if your husband doesnot have any problem.
Policeman arrested a prostitute. prost: I’m not selling sex. Police: Then what r u doing? Prost: I’m selling condoms & offering free demo.
Kid: Dad how do babies come? Dad: In moonlight when the star shines an angel comes 2 earth & leaves a kid in the mother’s lap. Kid: It means ******* is useless.
Girl: Doc. look at my vagina. Dr: How come hole is too big? G: I was raped by elephant. Dr: But elephant have small dick. G: but he fingered me first!
Man dashes into lady & says: If ur heart is as soft as ur breasts, u’ll forgive me. Lady replied: If ur dick is as hard as ur elbow, my room no. is 603.
A man was carrying 3 babies in train, the lady sitting next 2 him asked: are these ur babies? Man: no, I work in a condom company & these are complaints.
Question. How Nisar was born?
Answer. Jawani Jaan-e-mann, Haseen dilruba, Mily 2 dil jawan, NISAR HO GAYA.
Q. Whats the difference between a hooker and a slut?
A. Hooker sleeps with everyone while slut sleeps with everyone except you
2006-06-09 23:59:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
they r fabulous i think i'll give u 9& a half out of 10.
sorry i would give u 10 but i can't
2006-06-10 00:06:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
2 out of 10
2006-06-10 07:04:41 · answer #2 · answered by bhavyakhullar144 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8 out of 10
2006-06-10 07:06:56 · answer #3 · answered by bigjimmyguy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5/10
2006-06-10 07:06:40 · answer #4 · answered by minakshi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10.
2006-06-10 07:12:46 · answer #5 · answered by trish 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
elephant joke was good,rest were....ok,not so funny
anyway here's r 2 from me :
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest
cheat in Europe.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
2006-06-10 10:53:18 · answer #6 · answered by thisismethen 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think they were alright. They weren't on the floor laughing jokes but they were good. I give them a 7/10. Got any more.
2006-06-10 07:17:30 · answer #7 · answered by Elisha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, 9 out of 10
2006-06-10 07:02:45 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lots of laughs not appropriate for saying out loud to ppl but very funny
2006-06-10 07:08:36 · answer #9 · answered by mcr_fan_4evr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bravo, a standing ovation my friend. dont give up ur day job
2006-06-10 07:04:10 · answer #10 · answered by poony!!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋