Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

gas $2.75 per gallon
combo meal $5.75
sneaking out of the house before getting caught by the hubsand priceless.

2006-06-10 01:38:38 · 6 answers · asked by john s 1

2006-06-10 01:37:26 · 7 answers · asked by john s 1

Are there really people out there who eat dead pigs ?

2006-06-10 01:12:30 · 4 answers · asked by Featherman 5

demand for dowry in marriage therefore this matrimony helps in hiring girls for marriage purpose that will give chance to all the girls for marriage without dowry & said the guys to make such girls permanent whom he sends as wife or prostitue purpose for ever I tow didnt get a chance for no dowry but all the guys kept back their girls but accept one guy whose height was 7.1 was being given a girl whose height was 1.1 named divya could not accept her as he said raj saheb has given me such a girl as wife whom I can make my daughter & carry her in my arms & go for outing & honey moon.
mishti

2006-06-10 00:52:15 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

my cat....will i get a Head or a Tail ????

he he he

2006-06-10 00:49:30 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

Star? Not I! Movie – it too has a star in or a cameo who wore mask – cast are livewires.

Soda-pop straws are sold, as part-encased a hot tin, I saw it in mad dog I met. Is dog rosy? Tie-dye booths in rocks.

All ewes lessen ill. I see sheep in Syria? He, not I, deep in Syria, has done. No one radio drew old one.

Many moths – I fondle his; no lemons are sold. Loot delis, yob, moths in a deli bundle his tin. Pins to net a ball I won – pins burst input. I loot to get a looter a spot paler. Arm a damsel – doom a dam. Not a base camera was in a frost, first on knees on top spot. Now a camera was a widened dam.

Ask: Cold, do we dye? No, hot – push tap, set on to hosepipe. Nuts in a pod liven.
A chasm regrets a motto of a fine veto of wars. Too bad – I all won. A sadist sent cadets – a war reign a hero derides. A bad loser, a seer, tossed a cradle – he begat to cosset – a minaret for Carole, Beryl, Nora. We’re not as poor to self.

10 points for the first correct answer!

2006-06-10 00:34:57 · 4 answers · asked by chaotic_blakpearl 3

make it now..........

2006-06-10 00:31:09 · 10 answers · asked by rangdebas 3

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

2006-06-10 00:24:55 · 3 answers · asked by Clyde 5

Funny answers please. Something like this..
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ArlGLU33aiRrBtVq11kJnhfsy6IX?qid=1006060117578

2006-06-10 00:13:58 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

Dog doesn't obey me then should i make it SMELL my socks ????

Will that teach it a lesson???

2006-06-10 00:04:50 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

Funny answers please.

2006-06-10 00:02:35 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

WIFE: Darling do u know that in HEAVEN husband and wife don’t live together. Husband : Honey, thats why its called HEAVEN!

I am at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me “possession of good looks”.i’m doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!

A Girl asks her lover, will you **** me like this after marriage also? Boy: Yes, only if your husband doesnot have any problem.

Policeman arrested a prostitute. prost: I’m not selling sex. Police: Then what r u doing? Prost: I’m selling condoms & offering free demo.

Kid: Dad how do babies come? Dad: In moonlight when the star shines an angel comes 2 earth & leaves a kid in the mother’s lap. Kid: It means ******* is useless.

Girl: Doc. look at my vagina. Dr: How come hole is too big? G: I was raped by elephant. Dr: But elephant have small dick. G: but he fingered me first!

Man dashes into lady & says: If ur heart is as soft as ur breasts, u’ll forgive me. Lady replied: If ur dick is as hard as ur elbow, my room no. is 603.

A man was carrying 3 babies in train, the lady sitting next 2 him asked: are these ur babies? Man: no, I work in a condom company & these are complaints.

Question. How Nisar was born?
Answer. Jawani Jaan-e-mann, Haseen dilruba, Mily 2 dil jawan, NISAR HO GAYA.

Q. Whats the difference between a hooker and a slut?
A. Hooker sleeps with everyone while slut sleeps with everyone except you

2006-06-09 23:59:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

you have the no 4 and can use it only four times how will u get 22?

2006-06-09 23:57:37 · 5 answers · asked by kqkq 1

...and their score determines how many virgins they get when they go to Paradise?

2006-06-09 23:44:21 · 5 answers · asked by Modest intellect 4

if i pull the hair of moustache of my CAT ????

2006-06-09 23:35:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-09 23:20:37 · 25 answers · asked by Atheist 3

2006-06-09 22:22:18 · 18 answers · asked by Atheist 3

2006-06-09 21:59:36 · 8 answers · asked by Atheist 3

Well i want to get opinions of you all

2006-06-09 21:43:40 · 19 answers · asked by evil_gladiator 1

2006-06-09 21:43:39 · 15 answers · asked by Atheist 3

How many years in a decade have 364 days?

2006-06-09 21:40:37 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

Blondie's singer was Debbie Harry. Prince Harry is the son of the late blonde Princess Diana. Yet Diana Ross has black hair. Discuss.

2006-06-09 21:39:23 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

Virgin Mary asks God whether she could visit earth for a few days because she's very curious about all the things going on there. God is skeptical about her request but consents to it after a while but he tells Virgin Mary to call him at 8:00pm every evening, what she promises to do.
On the first day the phone rings at 8 and a voice says: "This is Virgin Mary. I've bought some lip gloss. Is that bad?" And God replies: "No, that's all right, don't worry."
On the second day the phone rings again on time and Virgin Mary says: "This is Virgin Mary. I've bought a mini skirt. Is that bad?" And again God says that this isn't a problem.
On the third day the phone doesn't ring at 8 pm, and neither does it at 9, 10, or 11. Then eventually, some time past midnight, God's phone rings and a voice says: "This is Mary. Is that bad?"

2006-06-09 21:38:00 · 6 answers · asked by Eudora 3

No kiddy stuff, just an 18+ joke.

2006-06-09 21:29:06 · 9 answers · asked by kika 2

2006-06-09 21:26:25 · 18 answers · asked by kabir_fiona 2

2006-06-09 21:14:40 · 8 answers · asked by evil_gladiator 1

2006-06-09 21:09:57 · 8 answers · asked by ♠Mike♠ 3

Were they hard?

2006-06-09 21:03:12 · 10 answers · asked by Stewie Griffin 4

A Navy man and an Army man are driving opposite directions on a curvy mountain road. The army man hits a patch of sand, swerves, and nails the Navy man''s truck. They both exit their cars with no injuries, but their vehicles are ruined.
Now, the rivalry between Army and Navy is well known, so needless to say a heated argument followed. Then suddenly the Navy man changed heart and said, "Hold on, this is dumb. It was an accident. Let''s put this rivalry behind us."

The Army man agreed this was a good idea. So the Navy man offered, "Why don''t we celebrate our new friendship over a fifth of vodka? I have a bottle in the truck."

The Army man thought this was an excellent idea. So the Navy man, being a gentleman, offered the Army man the first drink, and told the Army man to drink as much as he wanted. Soon half the bottle was gone and he offered the bottle back to the Navy man who said, "Thanks, but I''ll wait till after the cops get here!"

2006-06-09 21:00:45 · 11 answers · asked by gogobanca 4

Not born , but from a Mother's body drawn,
I hang until half of me is gone,
I sleep in a cave until I grow old,
Then valued for my hardened gold.

:)

2006-06-09 20:53:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous