Probably not funny if you take religion very seriously but this joke makes me laugh - and you?

Question

Virgin Mary asks God whether she could visit earth for a few days because she's very curious about all the things going on there. God is skeptical about her request but consents to it after a while but he tells Virgin Mary to call him at 8:00pm every evening, what she promises to do.
On the first day the phone rings at 8 and a voice says: "This is Virgin Mary. I've bought some lip gloss. Is that bad?" And God replies: "No, that's all right, don't worry."
On the second day the phone rings again on time and Virgin Mary says: "This is Virgin Mary. I've bought a mini skirt. Is that bad?" And again God says that this isn't a problem.
On the third day the phone doesn't ring at 8 pm, and neither does it at 9, 10, or 11. Then eventually, some time past midnight, God's phone rings and a voice says: "This is Mary. Is that bad?"

Answer 1

Fine.




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Answer 2

Speaking of celestial beings.............
One day Thor decided to visit Earth and see what's happening. He went to a singles bar and met a lovely young woman who invited him back to her place. Even though she talked with a lisp she was a knock-out and they spent the night making passionate love.
The next day back in Valhalla, Odin asked Thor where he was all night. When Thor told him Odin was furious! "Are you crazy! You're a God! You could've killed that poor girl! Now I want you to go back and apologize to her!"
So Thor went to the girls apartment and knocked on the door. When she finally answered he said, "I'm sorry about last night but you see, I'm Thor."
And she said, "You're thor! I'm tho thor I can hardly pith!"

Answer 3

Ah Hon, That is funny. God had a sense of humor too.. Just look at the platypus... LOL..

From a child of God.. <><

Answer 4

only if see was sleeping instead of making god money

Answer 5

High-*******-larious. Can I use this one??

Answer 6

that's funny:)