If Shakespeare was alive today, how wouldth hath he commenteth about G W Bush?

Question

Funny answers please. Something like this..
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ArlGLU33aiRrBtVq11kJnhfsy6IX?qid=1006060117578

Answer 1

Shall I compare thee to a dunderhead
Thou art more deluded and more foolish
Rough hands do shake the hope of peace
When Bush doth count the catching of a fish as the most memorable moment in office

Answer 2

I've heard it said that if Shakespeare was alive today, he'd be writing romance novels. So:

The scene: A dank, dark cell somewhere in the green zone. Saddam lays on his cot, counting the ceiling tiles for the 1000th time. Footsteps. Someone approaches.

Dubya: "So...we finally meet."
Saddam: "Have you come to gloat? Or do you just walk these hallways when it's too hot to sleep?"
Dubya pulls out a set of keys, unlocks the cell door, and opens it. "Oh, it's hot alright..."
He walks over to the cot and undoes his belt. Saddam slowly sits up and lustily raises an eyebrow.
Saddam: "Mmmm...I wanna violate your 'no-fly zone'."
Dubya's pants drop to the floor as Saddam drops to his knees and....


The rest of the details probably wouldn't make it past the Yahoo censors, but you get the idea.

Answer 3

"And thus I (Bush) clothe my naked villany
With odd old ends stol’n forth of holy writ,
And seem a saint when most I play the devil."
-Shakespeare, Richard III

Then there is the usual:

Life is tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
-William Shakespeare

Then, there is this one:

"Oh God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains!"
-William Shakespeare

Answer 4

1. 'A poor virgin man, Sir; an illfavored thing Sir But our own (President)!

2.'You & Dick are as inseparable as Juno's Swans!'

3.'Bush, To be in Iraq or Not to Be: that is the question.'

4. Bush, I'll speak daggers to you!

5. Lions (Bill Clinton & his team) make Leapards (Bush & hisTeam) tame!

Answer 5

he would have demanded the change of letter W from bush's name to letter A to stand for A S S H O L E

Answer 6

If He Was Alive He Would Be Selling Crack Nowadays

Answer 7

1]Et, tu Bushe????


2]Bush in Iraq:I come 2 bury Saddam, not 2 praise him.
The good that man do is interred wid their bones, the weapons of mass destruction live behind.

3]Bush:a chinese couple yielded a baby.
the baby was mentally retarded, they named him SUM TING WONG.

4]Bush is a weapon of mass destruction.

Answer 8

shakespear hadeth commenteth fucketh thee a s s h o l e t h in thee bush

Answer 9

The little man doth protest too much, methinks

Answer 10

"O Mr. Bush hath you..." I'm so sorry it stopped there. I don't understand Elizabethian English (a.k.a Old English)