How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
2006-06-10 00:24:55 · 3 answers · asked by Clyde 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one
2006-06-10 00:31:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I am not at all opposed to a good joke. These are quite funny and you can always put 'blonde' in place of woman
2006-06-10 03:54:20 · answer #2 · answered by amaridy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great!
--- LeeeN @ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ilovejokes/
2006-06-10 00:44:19 · answer #3 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋