A Navy man and an Army man are driving opposite directions on a curvy mountain road. The army man hits a patch of sand, swerves, and nails the Navy man''s truck. They both exit their cars with no injuries, but their vehicles are ruined.
Now, the rivalry between Army and Navy is well known, so needless to say a heated argument followed. Then suddenly the Navy man changed heart and said, "Hold on, this is dumb. It was an accident. Let''s put this rivalry behind us."
The Army man agreed this was a good idea. So the Navy man offered, "Why don''t we celebrate our new friendship over a fifth of vodka? I have a bottle in the truck."
The Army man thought this was an excellent idea. So the Navy man, being a gentleman, offered the Army man the first drink, and told the Army man to drink as much as he wanted. Soon half the bottle was gone and he offered the bottle back to the Navy man who said, "Thanks, but I''ll wait till after the cops get here!"
2006-06-09 21:00:45 · 11 answers · asked by gogobanca 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heard it about 50 times
2006-06-09 21:03:45 · answer #1 · answered by evasive_eyes 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ummm the army dude because he got to drink the whole bottle of vodka which i think relaxes your nerves and stuff- so this would be great it an accident situation because he could remain calm while the navey guys is stressed
2006-06-10 04:06:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow
2006-06-10 04:08:19 · answer #3 · answered by ag_iitkgp 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice i'm a navy brat haha check ya later â¥
2006-06-10 04:21:27 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm smarter, the government doesn't own me like those two...yet. Good joke by the way.
2006-06-10 04:18:02 · answer #5 · answered by Dr. Filthy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh
2006-06-10 04:03:02 · answer #6 · answered by Chucky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha! Thats funny!
2006-06-10 04:25:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
questionable accuracy. but funny.
2006-06-10 04:06:52 · answer #8 · answered by bluebonnie1991 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice joke.
2006-06-10 04:16:00 · answer #9 · answered by INOTFRIEND 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great one
2006-06-10 04:02:24 · answer #10 · answered by charbarski 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋