No kiddy stuff, just an 18+ joke.
2006-06-09 21:29:06 · 9 answers · asked by kika 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A man and his wife were having sex and were caught by their seven year old son. He asked what they were doing and they replied, "Baking a cake." He disregaurded it and left.
A few days later the parents wake up and find their son licking the couch. "What the hell are you doing!?" yelled the father.
"I saw you and mommy baking a cake last night on the couch and I'm just licking up the frosting."
2006-06-09 21:35:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
This husband and wife were having a problem with their sex life, so they went to a sex therapist to see if that would help.
The sex therapist suggest that they "spice" up their sex life by using food. The therapist tell the woman to try to throw a donut around her husbands penis and when she make it she can eat the donut. The therapist then tells the husband to throw a cherry inside his wife's vagina and when he makes it go and eat it out. The couple thanked the sex therapist for the advice and went to the supermarket and bought some "Cheerios" and "watermelons"!
2006-06-10 04:39:36 · answer #2 · answered by Andrew P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Teacher says 'today we're going to learn about multi-syllabic words, does anyone know any?'
Little Johnny puts up his hand and says 'masturbation!'
Very good Johnny says the teacher, thats quite a mouthful.
Little Johnny says 'no miss, you're thinking of a blówjob'
2006-06-10 04:37:08 · answer #3 · answered by london_calling 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two adults go walking. They step into a bar and are immediately knocked out.
2006-06-10 04:37:32 · answer #4 · answered by thrag 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this f@g walks into a bar and said
" hey I'm gay."
the guys in the bar said
" hey come on in we wont hurt you."
2006-06-10 04:36:32 · answer #5 · answered by glennmettlen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not here. Goto my club: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ilovejokes
--- LeeeN
2006-06-10 08:46:07 · answer #6 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd probably get reported. E-mail me
bad_bob_69@yahoo.com
2006-06-10 04:52:33 · answer #7 · answered by bad_bob_69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry
2006-06-10 04:35:48 · answer #8 · answered by alliegator 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. no one
2006-06-10 04:34:47 · answer #9 · answered by Rocky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋