Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

You have to unscramble these letters to get the answer: aerttaide. your answer should have 3 letters in the first word and letters in the second. it should look like this
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _. First person to give me the correct answer gets 10pts.

2006-06-10 05:30:43 · 4 answers · asked by precious 2

2006-06-10 05:30:32 · 12 answers · asked by Tess Tranquillity™ 2

2006-06-10 05:16:54 · 19 answers · asked by opjames 4

2006-06-10 05:13:18 · 38 answers · asked by Felicia Fox 6

There is a breed of penguin on the Paulo Islands in the Atlantic Ocean which are actually all white.

The picture in the link has between 8 and 15 penguins. Can you give an exact count?

http://www.richstevens.com/NAKED.swf

2006-06-10 04:55:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

plz share with me ,i m bored

2006-06-10 04:44:27 · 12 answers · asked by fazi 3

2006-06-10 04:34:10 · 8 answers · asked by tiffanykb2003 2

I know what you all did last night...............

2006-06-10 04:28:52 · 34 answers · asked by sammy 3

2006-06-10 04:27:35 · 11 answers · asked by mikeyeggs 3

On a Sunday afternoon, a wealthy man was shot in his study. The cops interviewed the following people, and wrot down they were doing at the time of the shooting.

The Maid - dusting the crystal in the dining room
The Cook - making a cake in the kitchen
The Butler - outside getting the mail
The Groundskeeper - Tending the garden
The Son - at a friends house

who shot the man?

2006-06-10 04:27:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

I could tell you but there is no point.

2006-06-10 04:23:49 · 16 answers · asked by tourist 5

...?

2006-06-10 04:21:19 · 19 answers · asked by Professor Franklin 4

who burns but is never burnt

2006-06-10 04:11:58 · 18 answers · asked by marker20062000 1

Jimmy MacBraintwit had heard a rumour that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all walked on water on their 21st birthdays. So, on his 21st birthday Jimmy and his cousin Bobby MacBraintwig went to the nearby loch. "If they did it, I can too!" he insisted. They rented a boat and started rowing. When they had reached the middle of the loch, Jimmy stepped off the side of the boat ... and nearly drowned. Furious and somewhat ashamed, he and Bobby headed for home. When he arrived back at the family farm, Jimmy asked his grandmother for an explanation. "Grandma, why can't I walk on water like my father and his father , and his father before him?" The feeble old grandmother took Jimmy by the hands, looked into his eyes and explained, "That's because your father, grandfather and great-grandfather were born in winter ... you were born in summer."

2006-06-10 04:11:42 · 13 answers · asked by simply_boring 4

The indian fellas were brought to South Africa to cut the cane and burn the grass.
They got mixed up with their job descriptions and now they are smoking the grass and drinking the cane.
No offense meant guys..

2006-06-10 04:08:47 · 8 answers · asked by Featherman 5

You wake-up the next morning in yourself in your bedroom. You get up and head for the door and as you unlock the door and swing it open to see the pathway boarded up. You then walk over to the wind where you pull the curtains up and you see more boards blocking you way out

2006-06-10 04:03:20 · 12 answers · asked by marker20062000 1

A policeman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the state-wide safety competition.
"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
"Well, I guess I'm going to buy a driver's license, and maybe some insurance too" he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."
This woke up the guy in the back-seat, who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"

2006-06-10 04:01:20 · 13 answers · asked by simply_boring 4

what's better than roses on your piano?



come on take a guess anything one of you has to know it

2006-06-10 04:01:05 · 4 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

2006-06-10 03:58:09 · 8 answers · asked by simply_boring 4

Joe and Holly and Ted and Lucy all live in the same house at 111 Maple St. Joe and Holly went out to a movie, and when they returned Lucy is lying dead on the floor in a puddle of water and broken glass. It is obvious that Ted killed Lucy but Ted is neither arrested nor severely punished. How come?

10 pts to who ever gets it right first....

2006-06-10 03:46:49 · 17 answers · asked by dohm84 4

2006-06-10 03:39:19 · 12 answers · asked by theophilus 5

Answer this riddle and earn 5* rating and bonus points plus give u'r e-mail address.

2006-06-10 03:29:23 · 7 answers · asked by Prudent Man 1

2006-06-10 03:23:11 · 12 answers · asked by lvgrrl999 1

please rate it from 1 to 10.
i dont care if you rate it 0.but type what you feel.



A plane takes off from New York's Kennedy airport.After it reaches a cruising altitude capt Sparks makes an announcement over the intercom.

'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to flight 293,'he says. 'the weather ahead looks clear, so sit back and relax and - OH MY GOD!'

The intercom falls silent.

A minute later capt sparks comes back on the intercom.'I'm so sorry for scaring you earlier,'he says.'But while i was talking a flight attendant spilled a boiling cup of coffee on my lap.You should see the front of my pants!'

'Thats nothing,' a passenger at the rear shouted.'You should see the back of mine.!

2006-06-10 03:21:19 · 18 answers · asked by wondering 1

This thing appers once in a minute, twice in a week and once in a year, what or who am I?

2006-06-10 03:15:54 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-10 02:26:58 · 14 answers · asked by MojoMan 6

I don't mean about short people...I mean length wise...here is mine

A baby seal walks into a club

2006-06-10 02:08:54 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

just curious

2006-06-10 02:07:48 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

DA VINCI CODE REVEALED
Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:
iI this order

A womans Torso/Body A Donkey A Shovel A Fish and the Star of David

It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old!



The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings.



The President of the society pointed to first drawing and said: "This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey,
so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil.
The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them."



Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine hit the earth and food didn'

2006-06-10 02:02:51 · 6 answers · asked by zaazzy 4

unscramble these words and then take the first letter the scrabled word started with (ogd take the o and of course you get god or dog) the words are associated this is for fun and to see who can get it the fastest ready here you go....

MDIE(hint the first letter of each word needs to be unscrambled too so this would be the "M")
OLDLAR
YNENP
NBAK
ETWLAL

what did you get when you unscrambled the first letter of each -----

this is so easy so i hope you're the first one check ya later ♥

2006-06-10 01:49:10 · 4 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7