A policeman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the state-wide safety competition.
"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
"Well, I guess I'm going to buy a driver's license, and maybe some insurance too" he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."
This woke up the guy in the back-seat, who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"
2006-06-10 04:01:20 · 13 answers · asked by simply_boring 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHA. That's a good one...when good times go bad, poor sods.
2006-06-10 04:22:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
Ahaha! That's funny.
2006-06-10 11:05:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one..thanks for the funny joke
2006-06-10 11:05:24 · answer #3 · answered by kissesandhugs36 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice check ya later â¥
2006-06-10 11:04:49 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good for a little giggle.
Kind of weird though...
2006-06-10 11:05:29 · answer #5 · answered by eplaty_flura 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.....but not a big deal
2006-06-10 11:19:11 · answer #6 · answered by sammy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny one
2006-06-10 11:05:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny!
2006-06-10 11:13:10 · answer #8 · answered by kristian121989 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one pal
2006-06-10 11:13:36 · answer #9 · answered by wondering 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahha........You have a good sense of humour lady.
2006-06-10 18:58:50 · answer #10 · answered by Aaron 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋