2006-06-10 05:13:18 · 38 answers · asked by Felicia Fox 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's a joke people...check out the category!
2006-06-10 05:18:24 · update #1
I'm an animal rights activist...and a vegetarian. It's supposed to be funny...kitty litter...haha.
2006-06-10 05:27:25 · update #2
no it becomes road kill
2006-06-10 05:15:59 · answer #1 · answered by ♥-=-TLCNJ19-=-♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HOTEL KERALA-FONIA
On the road to Trivandrum
Coconut oil in my hair
Warm smell of avial
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a bright pink tube-light
My tummy rumbled, I felt weak and thin
I had to stop for a bite
There he stood in the doorway
Flicked his mundu in style
And I was thinking to myself
I don't like the look of his sinister smile
Then he lit up a petromax
Muttering "No power today"
More Mallus down the corridor
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace,
Plenty of bugs at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
It's infested here
It's infested here
His finger's stuck up his nostril
He's got a big, thick mustache
He makes an ugly, ugly noise
But that's just his laugh
Buxom girls clad in pavada
Eating banana chips
Some roll their eyes, and
Some roll their hips
I said to the manager
My room's full of mice
He said,
Don't worry, saar, I sending you
meen karri, brandy and ice
And still those voices were crying from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them pray
Save us from the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace
Trying to live at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
It is no surprise
It is no surprise (background)
That it swarms with flies
The blind man was pouring
Stale sambar on rice
And he said
We are all just actors here
In Silk Smitha-disguise
And in the dining chamber
We gathered for the feast
We stab it with our steely knives
But we just can't cut that beef
Last thing I remember
I was writhing on the floor
That cockroach in my appam-stew was the culprit,
I am sure
Relax, said the watchman
This enema will make you well
And his friends laughed as they held me down
God's Own Country? Oh, Hell!
(c) The Yeagles
The lyrics of Hotel California from which the above song was inspired as a parody is below...
2006-06-20 22:19:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh ok thank god you said you are an animal rights activist!!! don't let me catch anyone hurting a cat i love cats, me i'm a 2nd amendment rights activist lol, don't take that as a threat i'm just being silly
2006-06-18 22:43:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup it becomes kitty litter
2006-06-10 06:45:00 · answer #4 · answered by SpideR 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes and no ... no the cat will be bio digradible and will dissaper after the crows find it, and yes becouse u through it out the window of your car.. but it doesent matter becouse the car was not moveing. the cat walked away and left no evidance to be traced back to u throughing out of the window
2006-06-24 04:34:27 · answer #5 · answered by Bullfrog_49 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In a matter of speaking, yes. That will be a fine of $700.00 instead of $500.00, because your litter was still moving !
2006-06-23 14:33:22 · answer #6 · answered by patticakewithfrosting 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like bullfrog answer no proof the car was moving right but still funny keep em comming love the jokes
2006-06-24 05:01:35 · answer #7 · answered by dyrokee_moon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o dang thats mean but funny
its defiently kitty litter
2006-06-24 05:07:08 · answer #8 · answered by gianihead3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a fu**** sick question!!! Can I throw you out the window, and then get on yahoo answers and ask the people on here what you would be? God, people are such morons!!
2006-06-10 05:20:23 · answer #9 · answered by ♥♫i luv♥♫juicy fruit♥♫gum 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke..... me and my friend laughed . yes actually it does [ but if you must throw stufff out windows then, you keep telling yourself that it is ''good'' for the enviroment!] lol
funny joke 4 out of 5 stars!
2006-06-10 05:21:29 · answer #10 · answered by Soccer rox! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...good one...these animal lovers need to get a grip...I happen to love cats, they taste like chicken!
2006-06-24 05:14:22 · answer #11 · answered by John D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋