have i got a joke for u.?

Question

please rate it from 1 to 10.
i dont care if you rate it 0.but type what you feel.



A plane takes off from New York's Kennedy airport.After it reaches a cruising altitude capt Sparks makes an announcement over the intercom.

'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to flight 293,'he says. 'the weather ahead looks clear, so sit back and relax and - OH MY GOD!'

The intercom falls silent.

A minute later capt sparks comes back on the intercom.'I'm so sorry for scaring you earlier,'he says.'But while i was talking a flight attendant spilled a boiling cup of coffee on my lap.You should see the front of my pants!'

'Thats nothing,' a passenger at the rear shouted.'You should see the back of mine.!

you all typed what you felt but some broke my heart!
kiddin!!!

Answer 1

10...i really liked it...i'm still smiling and giggling...thanks for a great joke...have to send it to my pilot friend i know...he will love it

Answer 2

That was a little above "Ok" I give it 7.5: Here's some joke for you: Hope this makes you Laugh.

Things to do in an elevator:

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, They open up again."

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
passengers, "This is my personal space!"

27.) ask "excuse me, my butt itching, can anyone scratch it for me?" (you are holding things in your two hands)

28.) Turn against the wall and start talking to the wall.

29.) Look at your "invisivle" watch, and take your wrist and ask one of the people "Is this time right?"

30.) Start hummong really loudly like you are meditating "UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...

31.) start doing jumping jacks.

32.) Look at your hand and say out load "woooooow, coool" and wave your hand at the people and say "isn't it wow and cool?"

33.) Sit on the floor and close your eyes, and start snoring really loudly.

34.) Look suddenly at the floor of the elevator and start screaming at the "invisible" squirrel.

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Thanks for the Joke.

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Answer 3

You Know You're A Redneck When... one million. You take your puppy for a stroll and also you each use the identical tree. two. You can entertain your self for greater than quarter-hour with a fly swatter. three. Your boat has no longer left the driveway in 15 years. four. You burn your backyard as an alternative than mow it. five. You believe "The Nutcracker" is whatever you do off the top dive. 6. The Salvation Army declines your furnishings. 7. You present to provide any individual the blouse off your again and they do not desire it. eight. You have the regional taxidermist on pace dial. nine. You come again from the unload with greater than you took. 10. You maintain a can of Raid at the kitchen desk. eleven. Your spouse can climb a tree quicker than your cat. 12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas record. thirteen. You maintain flea and tick cleaning soap within the bathe. 14. You've been worried in a custody combat over a searching puppy. 15. You pass to the inventory auto races and are not looking for a application. sixteen. You understand how many bales of hay your auto will keep. 17. You have a rag for a fuel cap. 18. Your condo does not have curtains, however your truck does. 19. You surprise how carrier stations maintain their restroom's so blank. 20. You can spit with out establishing your mouth. 21. You bear in mind your registration number plate customized considering the fact that your father made it. 22. Your lifetime target is to possess a fireworks stand. 23. You have a whole set of salad bowls and so they all say "Cool Whip" at the facet. 24. The largest town you've gotten ever been to is Walmart. 25. Your running TV sits on best of your non-running TV. 26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet desk. 27. A twister hits your vicinity and does $one hundred,000 valued at of enhancements. 28. You've used a bathroom brush to scratch your again. 29. You neglected your fifth grade commencement considering the fact that you have been on jury obligation. 30. You believe quick meals is hitting a deer at sixty five. 31. If your loved ones tree does not department.....

Answer 4

I roared my guts well sort of but enough for everyone to notice I couldn't stop laughing and sounds a lot like something I'd do.

MY RATING:
10

Answer 5

It was funny I rate it an 8.

Answer 6

eh not that funny sorry maybe 4 or 5 check ya later ♥

Answer 7

Now, that's funny... 8/10

Answer 8

Nice....6

Answer 9

pretty darn good 9 1/2

Answer 10

Haha that's really funny! I'd give it a 10! Haha! Can't stop laughing...

Answer 11

6/10 It was funnier than jokes I've seen.