I don't mean about short people...I mean length wise...here is mine
A baby seal walks into a club
2006-06-10 02:08:54 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I used to think I could pass gas silently until I got my hearing aide.
2006-06-10 02:16:30 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What's brown and sticky? - A Stick
How do you please a man? - Who cares?
How do you catch a unique rabbit - You unique up on it
How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way
What ticks on the wall? - Ticky Tape
How many kids with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a li....HEY LETS GO RIDE OUR BIKES!!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk
Whats red and bad for your teeth? - A brick
Why don't tampons talk to each other? Stuck up c#nts! (oops bit rude)
2006-06-10 11:53:40 · answer #2 · answered by Monkey_Boy_Al 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A moose walks into the bar, the bartender asks, 'Why the long face?'
2006-06-10 10:22:55 · answer #3 · answered by amaridy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao, you only posted this because you are too lazy to read jokes to get to the climax of them.
I'm the same way. roflmfao
2006-06-10 09:12:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a dirty joke: The pig fell into the mud....
2006-06-12 03:20:13 · answer #5 · answered by chilli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Customer Service.
HA-HA-HA!!!
2006-06-10 09:15:40 · answer #6 · answered by whabtbob 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bartender says why the smashed face
2006-06-10 09:12:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do you get a goth out of a tree?
cut the rope.
2006-06-10 09:55:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fall in to thoughts and brake your neck..
2006-06-10 09:18:23 · answer #9 · answered by dede_vu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two women sitting silently
2006-06-10 09:19:27 · answer #10 · answered by sandy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋