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Jimmy MacBraintwit had heard a rumour that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all walked on water on their 21st birthdays. So, on his 21st birthday Jimmy and his cousin Bobby MacBraintwig went to the nearby loch. "If they did it, I can too!" he insisted. They rented a boat and started rowing. When they had reached the middle of the loch, Jimmy stepped off the side of the boat ... and nearly drowned. Furious and somewhat ashamed, he and Bobby headed for home. When he arrived back at the family farm, Jimmy asked his grandmother for an explanation. "Grandma, why can't I walk on water like my father and his father , and his father before him?" The feeble old grandmother took Jimmy by the hands, looked into his eyes and explained, "That's because your father, grandfather and great-grandfather were born in winter ... you were born in summer."

2006-06-10 04:11:42 · 13 answers · asked by simply_boring 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

Your name is quiet funny than this joke. I like ur name.
SiMpLy_BoRiNg lolzzzzzzz
Any way thanks for the joke.

2006-06-10 11:56:42 · answer #1 · answered by Aaron 1 · 1 4

Nice one

2006-06-10 04:21:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Quite good, i`ve heard better, but i`ve heard worse.

2006-06-10 04:39:29 · answer #3 · answered by MARTIN B 4 · 0 0

Haha!

2006-06-10 04:24:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That was a good one...i liked it..thanks

2006-06-10 04:15:06 · answer #5 · answered by kissesandhugs36 3 · 0 0

It was good, I didnt get it at first, but my blonde friend explained it to me.

2006-06-10 04:55:31 · answer #6 · answered by Asterisk_Love♥ 4 · 0 0

good one

2006-06-10 04:14:03 · answer #7 · answered by vcscallicoat 3 · 0 0

that was a good one!

2006-06-10 04:15:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I like it :-)

2006-06-10 04:17:21 · answer #9 · answered by rvogelpohl2001 4 · 0 0

goody !

2006-06-10 04:18:18 · answer #10 · answered by wondering 1 · 0 0

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