2006-06-10 04:27:35 · 11 answers · asked by mikeyeggs 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long does it take for a frog with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
The answer to both is Foot balls don't have hair
2006-06-10 04:59:31 · answer #1 · answered by amaridy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-10 04:35:55 · answer #2 · answered by Afro Q 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-10 04:29:28 · answer #3 · answered by colorist 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None. The elephant step all monkey to death when he discover his canoe's wheel is purposely remove by them.
2006-06-10 04:31:48 · answer #4 · answered by redhead2734 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well it depends. if all the monkeys have pink socks, then the elephant would die and drown the canoe down a cliff. but if the monkeys' butts are green, then bugs bunny would eat the elephant and say, "whats down cod?".
2006-06-10 15:56:57 · answer #5 · answered by il_spongebob 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
none...a canoe has no wheels and elephants aint gonna let any monkeys near em.
2006-06-10 20:05:01 · answer #6 · answered by bmhk7925 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7 to be exact!
2006-06-10 04:44:51 · answer #7 · answered by clueless 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I AM GONNA GO CRAZY IF YALL KEEP ASKING ME THOSE DAMN RIDDLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Was the canoe on crack?
2006-06-10 04:44:36 · answer #8 · answered by Crazy Gossip Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Which ear?
2006-06-10 04:40:01 · answer #9 · answered by Monkey_Boy_Al 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Da wa?
2006-06-10 04:30:13 · answer #10 · answered by nancythemysterysolver123 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋