Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Question

Well i want to get opinions of you all

I mean Different Versions

Best one gets Ten(10) Points

Answer 1

coz the chicken's friend said... RUN CHICKEN RUN.....


or.....



its the chickens version of baywatch.. they dont run on beaches.. they cross road...

Answer 2

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told
us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

OPRAH
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it
experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on to accomplish its
dream of crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together
* in peace.

BILL GATES
eChicken2006 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
important documents, and balance your checkbook - and internet explorer
is an integral part of the Chicken.

HOMER SIMPSON
Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n

FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more
chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?

RICHARD M. NIXON
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the
chicken did NOT cross the road.

JERRY SEINFELD
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone
ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around
all over the place, anyway?"

L.A.P.D.
Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.

Answer 3

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answers: (courtesy: wellwisher, Pd and sueet2b)



THE SPHINX: You tell me.

KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.

MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

GANDHI: All chickens should peacefully resist by crossing the road.

SHAKESPEARE: To cross or not to cross, that is the question.

RENE DESCARTES: Since the chicken does not really exist it was only an illusion that the chicken crossed the road. This illusion was only in my mind. Therefore I created the chicken that crossed the road.

PLATO: For the greater good.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.

TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care y the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?


JOHN KERRY: I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe that the chicken should not get to the other side.

JACQUES CHIRAC: The chicken has rights, mais oui? We care not whether the chicken crosses the road since we will claim her eggs regardless of on which side of the road she lays them, n'est pas?

TONY BLAIR: It is clear to Her Majesty's government that the chicken has disguised and hidden her eggs, which, under extraordinary circumstances, particularly on All Hallow's E'en, can certainly be used as weapons of mass destruction

COLIN POWELL: Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. As you can see this is not about whether inspectors made sure the chicken crossed the road, it's about the willingness of the chicken to cross the road voluntarily.

SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

RONALD REAGAN: What chicken?

SNOOP DOGG: This (censored) fool of a chicken didn't (censored) know what the (censored) he was doin’ crossin’ a (censored) alley in (censored) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censored) mornin’.

NEIL ARMSTRONG: To go where no chicken has gone before. That's one small step for Chicken, one giant leap for Chicken kind.

DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

NEWTON: The duck suggested to the chicken that they play follow the leader then the duck crossed the road causing the chicken to cross after it, but at the same time holding up traffic, thus proving that for every action here is an equal and opposite reaction.

EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.




--- LeeeN @ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ilovejokes

Answer 4

This might be a little...too much but ill say it.

It went to Find osama bin laden.


Or he just plainly wanted to get raped.


or probaly to lure all the gays (while there on there retarded rights movement to try to promote gay marriage) in the road because even the chicken knows that being gay is retarded and nasty so he thought he should do something about it since no one is....you can predict the outcome because there is only one outcome and i trust you to know what it is because since it is associated with the road and where there is a road..there is probally going to be cars or better yet..diesels.....

Great answering your question
i trust you to pick me because..i think this is the best answer your going to get..unless you are for gay marriage..

Answer 5

Here's a few;

To actualize his potential

It crossed twice. The dirty double-crosser.

To prove he wasn’t chicken

It didn’t cross the road; it transcended it.

Because he was exercising his natural right to liberty

To avoid mad-chicken disease

Answer 6

Because there was Bird Flu on his side of the road.

Answer 7

because the chicken want to get to the other side of the road!duh!!!LOL

Answer 8

Because Chuck Norris gave him directions to the Colonel, and you do what Chuck says!!!

Answer 9

Because it's a free country.

Answer 10

Because it wanna get hit by the bus or its feathers on fire.