Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

This is really a great suspense...!!!!!











Read it carefully to know what it is.
















A man is driving down the road and breaks
down near a monastery.
















He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door,
















and says, My car broke down. Do you think...
















I could stay the night?

























The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner,
















even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep,

















he hears a strange sound. The next morning,
















he asks the monks what the sound was,
















but they say, We can't tell you.
















You're not a monk.





















The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway
















and goes about his merry way.
















Some years later, the same man breaks down
















in front of the same monastery.
















The monks again accept him, feed him,
















even fix his car.


















That night, he hears the same strange noise
















that he had heard years earlier.
















The next morning, he asks what it is,
















but the monks reply, We can't tell you.












You're not a monk.
















The man says, All right, all right.
















I'm dying to know. If the only way
















I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk,
















how do I become a monk?
















The monks reply, You must travel the earth
















and tell us how many blades of grass there are
















and the exact number of sand pebbles.
















When you find these numbers,
















you will become a monk.


















The man sets about his task.
















Some forty-five years later,
















he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery.
















He says, I have traveled the earth
















and have found what you have asked for.
















There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass
















and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.
















The monks reply, Congratulations.
















You are now a monk. We shall now show you




the way to the sound.




























The monks lead the man to a wooden door,
















where the head monk says,
















The sound is right behind that
















door.


















The man reaches for the knob,
















but the door is locked. He says, Real funny.
















May I have the key?




















The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.

















Behind the wooden door is




























another door made of stone.
















The man demands the key to the stone door.
















The monks give him the key, and he opens it,
















only to find a door made of ruby.
















He demands another key from the monks,
















who provide it. Behind that door is another
















door, this one made of sapphire.
















So it went until the man had gone through
















doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst.
















Finally, the monks say,
















This is the last key to the last





















door.




















The man is relieved to no end.
















He unlocks the door,
















turns the knob,
















and behind that door















he is amazed to find























the source of that strange sound is...

































But I can't tell you what it is because




















you're not a monk.





















DON'T HUNT ME DOWN BECAUSE


I'M STILL HUNTING THE PERSON


WHO SENT ME THIS !











AGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHH

2006-06-09 11:24:57 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

hillary duff what would you tell her right before hand!?lol

2006-06-09 11:21:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-09 11:07:38 · 17 answers · asked by torontofabsingle 2

2006-06-09 11:06:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

• Friendship is about bringing out the +ve when everything seems -ve, being accepted for who u r, being able to pick up right where u left off, sharing, talking & laughing. Friendship is about us & for that I'm gr8ful

• Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm a friend u can always depend on

• If ur friendship be money, I'll be richest man. If ur friendship be pounds, I'll be heaviest man. If ur friendship be luv, I'll be luckiest man. But ur friendship is trust & I'm the happiest man

• Friendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof, it never has a happy ending too simply coz it doesn't end as long as friends r true, just like U!

• Medicines and friendships cure our problems. The only difference is that friendships don't have an expiry date.

• Last night I dreamt that I was walking with God n I told him that I've a friend like u. He smiled n said: Beta, sab pichle janam k paap hain

• Friends r like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold u up, sometimes u lean on them. But sometimes, it’s enough to know they are just standing by. Gud Morning

• Sitting in the loo, thinking about u.. I'm passim this msg to you so that even you know what I feel 4 you. Friend, life is **** without YOU !

• Hum aap ko itna yaad kartey hain jitna aap hame yaad kartey hain. Farq sirf itna hai ke hum yaad karke SMS kartey hain aap SMS parh kar Yaad kartey hain

• Friendship is needless, like philosophy, like art.... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.

2006-06-09 10:30:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-09 10:18:35 · 25 answers · asked by Felicia Fox 6

2006-06-09 10:16:46 · 17 answers · asked by Felicia Fox 6

2006-06-09 10:10:44 · 19 answers · asked by Felicia Fox 6

2006-06-09 10:10:31 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

Its white/ litle green , thousands of people hit on it a day, and it goes all over the world.

2006-06-09 09:48:45 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

Funniest or most original answers please>

2006-06-09 09:41:56 · 32 answers · asked by kolohe 5

Take a piece of plank , cut a slot in it and insert a sharpened hacksaw blade in the slot.
1st day : Put a piece of cheese on the plank behind the hacksaw blade.
The mouse will come , and get on the plank , look over the hacksaw blade, and gratefully take the cheese.
2nd day : don't put any cheese on the plank. The mouse will come, look over the hacksaw blade and move his head from side to side ,saying " where's the cheese then ? " ...............and cut his own head off....

2006-06-09 09:39:21 · 3 answers · asked by Featherman 5

2006-06-09 09:35:10 · 25 answers · asked by Felicia Fox 6

3 3 5 4 4 3 5 5 4 3 6 _ What comes next??

2006-06-09 09:33:24 · 13 answers · asked by Jess 1

My co-workers and I were on our way home. It was just after 5 o'clock, and the men building the new Jack in the Box had quit for the night. They left the sign half finished. It said, "JACK IN".
I busted out laughing. My boss said she wished she could look at life the way I did. My brother laughed, my mom said I needed to see a doctor. My sister said I was too easily amused. What do you think?

2006-06-09 09:31:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

Okay...I got a laffy taffy thingy and it had the following joke on it:
Q: What kind of garden grows the most vegetables?
A: A Flash Garden
Ummm...is that a reference to Flash Gorden? It still doesn't make sense. AH! Someone explain!

2006-06-09 09:30:42 · 10 answers · asked by southern_girl 2

I need to find the answer for this riddle as fast as possible.

To what type of organization does a brother belong, if he is neither a relative nor a monk?

Answer fast, please!!!!!!!!!!

2006-06-09 09:29:20 · 12 answers · asked by nemo.lullabye 1

2006-06-09 09:28:49 · 28 answers · asked by gnester brown 2

2006-06-09 09:27:58 · 45 answers · asked by Felicia Fox 6

2006-06-09 09:26:24 · 17 answers · asked by Felicia Fox 6

2006-06-09 09:22:47 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

u have to attend a meeting in which all the animals of the jungle have come.but one animal aint there which one?

2006-06-09 09:20:39 · 16 answers · asked by bingo123 1

A letter to Dad

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped
up prominently on the centre of the bed. It was addressed, "Dad." With
the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with
trembling hands.

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing this. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you.

I've been finding real passion with Carly and she is so nice even with all
her piercing, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle clothes. But its not only
the passion, dad - she's pregnant and assures me that we will be very
happy. Even though you don't care for her since she is so much older than
I am. She already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood
enough for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me
and that's now one of my dreams too.

Carly taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be
growing it for ourselves and trading it with her friends for all the
cocaine and ecstasy we need. In the meantime, we pray that science will
find a cure for aids so that she can get better; she sure deserves it!!

Don't worry, dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
your grandchildren.

Your son,
John

P.S. Dad, none of this is true. I'm over at Billy's house. I just wanted
to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card, which
is in my desk centre drawer. I love you!

PS: Call when it's safe for me to come home.

2006-06-09 09:04:37 · 36 answers · asked by irish_glen 2

2006-06-09 09:03:17 · 13 answers · asked by Felicia Fox 6

2006-06-09 09:01:48 · 27 answers · asked by Felicia Fox 6

by only moving one character once.. Yes once, switching dont consider once. (if you do this will be counted twice 102-101=1 because you are switching 2 and 1)

101-102 = 1

Let's see who gets it first !?? (of course I know the answer)

2006-06-09 08:53:50 · 25 answers · asked by LetMEtell&AskYOU 5

make them good

2006-06-09 08:43:54 · 24 answers · asked by kenny g 1

i have these old neighbor right next door to my bf and i's house, they are the most mean, rude people on earth and yet they think they are all hot stuff talking bad about us in every corner. the thing is, we never did anything wrong to them nor are we 'bad' people. im a simple girl, social, kind, i help people when i can, im not the bitchy type and neither is my bf. so it just pisses the **** of out me when these elders talk bad about us, now you know once in a while 'these' people need to get a sip of thier own medicine, so what are some not too cruel, but just right, tricks or pranks to play on these people?

no house tepee, thats old school and thats too obvious that we did it, im talking something that doesnt make it obvious it was done by us. any good ideas?

2006-06-09 08:36:43 · 21 answers · asked by sueet2b 4

2006-06-09 08:23:46 · 28 answers · asked by Felicia Fox 6

Nobody dies. it's cheap

2006-06-09 08:23:27 · 8 answers · asked by Mr. Mojo Risin 3