A letter to Dad
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped
up prominently on the centre of the bed. It was addressed, "Dad." With
the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with
trembling hands.
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing this. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Carly and she is so nice even with all
her piercing, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle clothes. But its not only
the passion, dad - she's pregnant and assures me that we will be very
happy. Even though you don't care for her since she is so much older than
I am. She already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood
enough for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me
and that's now one of my dreams too.
Carly taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be
growing it for ourselves and trading it with her friends for all the
cocaine and ecstasy we need. In the meantime, we pray that science will
find a cure for aids so that she can get better; she sure deserves it!!
Don't worry, dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
your grandchildren.
Your son,
John
P.S. Dad, none of this is true. I'm over at Billy's house. I just wanted
to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card, which
is in my desk centre drawer. I love you!
PS: Call when it's safe for me to come home.
2006-06-09 09:04:37 · 36 answers · asked by irish_glen 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
really, how nicely he has put in other words, the terrible things than his report card that would hurt more. I enjoyed it. now nothing matters to me, even my children s report cards.
2006-06-16 00:16:18 · answer #1 · answered by shankari n 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Excellent.
2006-06-09 15:24:19 · answer #2 · answered by malcy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's ace that is... wish i'd thought of doin a similar thing 15 years ago when i was suspended from school!
2006-06-09 09:24:07 · answer #3 · answered by lightweight 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's very funny. I'm going to send it to my little brother, I am sure its something he can use to distract my Dad from bad exam results! lol
2006-06-09 10:16:05 · answer #4 · answered by ~Cat~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It very good. I have heard it before on this site. I love it
2006-06-09 09:11:59 · answer #5 · answered by Unknown. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I HAVE HEARD THIS ONE I LIKE IT VERY MUCH I LAUGH FOREVER WHEN I HEAR THIS SO U PUT A SMILE ON MY FACE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY THANK YOU!!
2006-06-09 09:08:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I really liked that. Very long but well worth it.
2006-06-15 10:52:29 · answer #7 · answered by monkeyface 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was hilarious, if I think about that next time I open up my son's report card, maybe I won't be so mad! :)
2006-06-09 09:30:22 · answer #8 · answered by heybitches 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL! That's pretty good. I wasn't sure what to expect.
2006-06-09 09:19:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i loved it. it was really funny an cute an kinda thoughtful
2006-06-09 10:13:30 · answer #10 · answered by Lil Bit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋