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2006-06-09 10:10:31 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

piss in a teleporter which leads to another teleporter infront of the toilet

2006-06-09 10:16:35 · answer #1 · answered by Jon 3 · 10 6

Anywhere is as good as a toilet. Just drop em and let it go. Then scuffle around for paper.

2006-06-09 17:16:41 · answer #2 · answered by musedelirium 4 · 0 0

1) making a toilet out of where ur sitting
2) teleporter that takes ya right to tha potty

2006-06-09 17:43:18 · answer #3 · answered by *~SAMI~* 2 · 0 0

The shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

2006-06-09 17:13:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Eating some laxatives with your icecream and topping it off with some muffins...10 mins later
RIGHT IN YOUR PANTS!!

2006-06-09 17:15:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Usually stright down the hall in your home. If you are in a mall, then good luck finding it in time.

2006-06-09 17:13:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Way to many HOT WINGS and at least one bottle of Tequila!

2006-06-09 17:13:23 · answer #7 · answered by xxx SiT On My North Pole xxx 3 · 0 0

A straight line to it

2006-06-09 17:12:35 · answer #8 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0 0

About the same distance between your hole and your underwear or pants if commando.

2006-06-09 17:13:47 · answer #9 · answered by Swordfish 6 · 0 0

Depends on where the loo is mate!

2006-06-09 17:11:49 · answer #10 · answered by lizarddd 6 · 0 0

to be right outside the door to the bathroom

2006-06-09 18:30:22 · answer #11 · answered by I Luv ME!! 2 · 0 0

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