Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

two legs sat on one leg, 4 legs got some?

hint: The Hobbit

2006-06-09 08:20:49 · 4 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5

2006-06-09 08:06:57 · 31 answers · asked by Felicia Fox 6

2006-06-09 08:06:20 · 20 answers · asked by sarah 2

And laugh about what bitches our wives are?

2006-06-09 08:05:42 · 8 answers · asked by Mr. Mojo Risin 3

A cop walks into a crime scene. It appears to be a suicide. the cop picks up a tape recorder and presses play. He hears, "I hate my life, I don't want to live anymore." And then a gunshot. the cop turns to his partner and says this is a murder, not a suicide. how does he know that?

2006-06-09 07:59:16 · 7 answers · asked by Lori B 2

First correct answer gets 10 points!

2006-06-09 07:57:03 · 19 answers · asked by SBean_29 3

Ponderous?

2006-06-09 07:39:15 · 7 answers · asked by texasboy0069 3

Student: Can I use the bathroom?

Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC's.

Student: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZ

Teacher: Where's the P?

Student: Its running down my leg!

note;this joke was sent by a friend from yahoo groups

2006-06-09 07:28:48 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

2006-06-09 07:27:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

Heres one and note: please feel free to post your own jokes.

A pirate walks into a bar with an eyepatch a hook hand and a peg leg . He sits down next to a cabin boy. when the cabin boy says to the pirate.
CABIN BOY:Excuse me sir, I want to know. How did you get you peg leg.
PIRATE: AYE i fell off my ship and a shark tore it off.
Cabin Boy: then how did you lose your hand.
Pirate : AYE i was boring my ship when a cabin boy cut it off with a razor sharp blade.
Cabin Boy: then how did you get they eye patch.
Pirate: AYE a seagul pooped in my eye and i tried to scoop it out with my hook.

2006-06-09 07:27:04 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

ones like "hey, is that a mirror in your pocket, cause i can see myself in your pants"

2006-06-09 07:20:53 · 30 answers · asked by someone s 1

Everyone has a pair of shoes. How is this possible?

2006-06-09 07:14:27 · 10 answers · asked by perplepuppi 2

P.S. Its not a math question

2006-06-09 07:05:51 · 17 answers · asked by mawilda20 3

The nursery rhyme that finishes with B.I.N.G.O B.I.N.G.O. B.I.N.G.O. and bingo was his name oh. Do you know how it starts

2006-06-09 07:03:46 · 7 answers · asked by cazzcull 2

It's so obvious...lol!!!! (and this isn't my riddle)

2006-06-09 07:03:04 · 11 answers · asked by Pearl Treyulin 5

is this the right way to ask?

2006-06-09 06:58:43 · 14 answers · asked by dirtee diamondz 3

2006-06-09 06:53:59 · 27 answers · asked by angie418 2

2006-06-09 05:58:46 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-09 05:56:36 · 9 answers · asked by Mallo 2

if you don't think this is funny then you have absolutly no sense of humor


me and my brother were talking about the movie broke back mountain...i said it was kinda gross that they have two guys having sex on there then he said well they should make a female version of that and call it ARCHBACK MOUNTAIN!!!! LOL

i told my dad what he had said and hes like
"no it should be w e t b a c k M O U N T A I N

2006-06-09 05:49:30 · 12 answers · asked by rent_head_92 2

No one got it right last time please try again. the answer is interesting.

2006-06-09 05:44:17 · 24 answers · asked by ticklefoot 4

2006-06-09 05:37:44 · 22 answers · asked by Laura 4

It's my day off. I'm sitting by my pool drinking rum and coke. It's 85 degrees. My boss calls and asks me to go in and cover for someone who's ill. Probably got alcoholic flu.
Would YOU go in?

2006-06-09 05:36:34 · 12 answers · asked by Mallo 2

please tell me...wheather ghosts r in real or not..
some1 tells me they r..some1 says its all rubbish..
What is it ??????????

2006-06-09 05:27:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-09 04:58:02 · 30 answers · asked by Kayah D 1

It's a hard one...

2006-06-09 04:34:54 · 28 answers · asked by saurasmile 2

How would you spend your life if you knew the world was going to blow up?

2006-06-09 04:34:19 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-09 04:32:24 · 16 answers · asked by janeywb 4

watss ur name
best name wins
12pts

2006-06-09 04:31:46 · 24 answers · asked by rbuunyr 1

What is the third child's name?

2006-06-09 04:30:53 · 43 answers · asked by janeywb 4