ones like "hey, is that a mirror in your pocket, cause i can see myself in your pants"
2006-06-09 07:20:53 · 30 answers · asked by someone s 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
or " are u a seargent, cause u make my private stand up"
2006-06-09 07:24:25 · update #1
my face is leaving in five minutes..... be on it...lol..
2006-06-09 07:24:24 · answer #1 · answered by Ms Fortune 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
At a social (club) we're there for "something"
So, back in the day - I liked to observe the people through "shades" to get the mood of the crowd. Then start the process of elimination (from the bottom of the food chain) while scouting upward for close proximity-prospects [farmers, construction, athletes] - in that order.
To position myself closer to "marked targets" - I'd hang tough with the bottom of the food chain. Then migrate to the middle of the food chain(purposely avoiding my marks) because I am observing if they move when I move. And I am "usually ALL OVER the SPACE"
As the evening wanes, I disappear in the ladies room to listen to the ladies chatter [they give the best clues and news on the fellas]; then I reappear as though I just arrived on the seen and sit still at my table. I turn down partners until one of my marks asks me to dance. Then another and another.
Quite often, I did not get "pick up lines from my marks" ----- I bluntly gave mines -- "I need a sexercise partner"
2006-06-09 14:51:38 · answer #2 · answered by JazLive 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most pick up lines make you fail before you begin dude. Unless you know and have experience with pick up lines, go start a conversation. One of my favorite ones are "Hi, I noticed you were probably shy because you don't get attention from other guys, so I decided to come over and talk to you." If you say that, you obviously aren't being serious..(unless she is EXTREMELY ugly, or just plain ugly) So, she starts to get interested in you..unless she doesn't have a sense of humor, then it is just not worth it man.
2006-06-09 14:25:12 · answer #3 · answered by A_2__the__E__Adrenaline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
Hi, do you dissect insects for scientific research? (No, why?) I thought you might want to look inside my fly.
I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
LOL
2006-06-09 14:29:08 · answer #4 · answered by Ms. Spongebob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that a mirror in your pocket??? Cause I can see myself in our pants. HAHAHA
2006-06-09 14:23:22 · answer #5 · answered by Erin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pick up lines are lame, just be yourself. But just for laughs...
-I wish you were a bag of Skittles so I could taste your rainbow!
-By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!
-Smile if you want me!
- I'm the doctor of love baby and you're over due for your meat injection!
Hey baby, where you been all my life?
-Hey babe! did you hear about the guy and the girl who talked together at the dance? Well...Let me read you the story tonight when I tuck us into bed!
-You must be goin to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good.
- Do you wanna come back to my house for sex and pizza? No? You don't like pizza?
-I'd marry your cat to get in the family.
- Are you a Pokemon?? Cuz i'd sure like to pikachu!!
-Did you drop something? Cause you sure look like you are picking up!
-Who's your daddy?
-Hey baby, are you like Sprite because you make me want to obey my thirst.
-My love for you is like the Energizer Bunny, it keeps going and going...
- If you were a library book, I would check you out.
-Look at all those curves, and me with no brakes!!!
-My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
-Hey , I'm the cable guy, my only policy is that if I hook your cable up, you have to hook mine up!
-I think you've got something in your eye. Oh nevermind, it's just a sparkle.
-Baby... wanna come for a ride?
-The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
-Save water, shower with a friend!
-You must be Jamaican, Cause you Jamaican me crazy.
-I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?
-Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
-Excuse me M'am, you dropped a piece of ***, let me get that for you. (then grab her ***)
-Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.
-Is your father a farmer? Because you sure do have some nice melons.
-Quick, somebody call the cops, you just stole my heart.
-I love every bone in your body, especially mine!
2006-06-09 14:28:27 · answer #6 · answered by babyitsyou31 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want to be on you...
jk
You: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
You: When you fell from heaven? With a face like that you must be an angel!
You: Hey! Did you get tickets to the show?
Her: What show?
You: The Gun Show! (Show her your biceps)
2006-06-09 14:30:10 · answer #7 · answered by Kat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I could rearrange the alphabet i would put U and I together
2006-06-09 14:22:59 · answer #8 · answered by bloomingflower 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my favourite on is this one:
he : hey, can u hold something for me?
she: sure. what?
he: [slips hand into hers]...
its not exactly a pickup line, but it makes me smile
2006-06-11 04:12:07 · answer #9 · answered by *Vixen* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you beleive in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again???
2006-06-09 14:31:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No such thing as a good pick-up line.
2006-06-09 17:17:52 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋