Heres one and note: please feel free to post your own jokes.
A pirate walks into a bar with an eyepatch a hook hand and a peg leg . He sits down next to a cabin boy. when the cabin boy says to the pirate.
CABIN BOY:Excuse me sir, I want to know. How did you get you peg leg.
PIRATE: AYE i fell off my ship and a shark tore it off.
Cabin Boy: then how did you lose your hand.
Pirate : AYE i was boring my ship when a cabin boy cut it off with a razor sharp blade.
Cabin Boy: then how did you get they eye patch.
Pirate: AYE a seagul pooped in my eye and i tried to scoop it out with my hook.
2006-06-09 07:27:04 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one.
A man walked into the bar and ordered "The Usual".
A pretty lady next to him asked what it was.
He said that it was a special drink that allowed him to feel like he was flying.
She said, "Really, I'll have one of those, too."
The bar tender served them up and the man put his down with one swig, walked to the window, flew around the building 3 times and landed back next to the bar!"
The lady went, "Wow" drank up and walked to the window, jumped and fell 52 stories to her death.
The man snickered.
The bartender looked at him and said,
"Jeez, you sure are mean when you're drunk, Superman!"
2006-06-09 07:34:48 · answer #1 · answered by Texas Cowboy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man came back from a long business trip to find his son had a new $ 300.00 mountain bike.
" How'd you get that, son?" he asked.
"By hiking," the son replied.
"Hiking?" the father asked.
"Yeah," the son said. " Mom's boss came over every night and gave me $20.00 to take a hike."
2006-06-16 00:42:25 · answer #2 · answered by crystallamp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda gross, but more funny than gross.
2006-06-15 00:31:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, that was a good one and so was Kelly's...
2006-06-09 14:50:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that is funny lol
2006-06-09 14:32:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋