Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

)what question must always be answered yes?
2)what can you hold without ever touching?
3)how can you make seven even?
4)why do you go to bed?
5)what is a forum?
6)how much is 5q and 5q?
7)what did delaware?
coolwhat did tennissee?
9)what has four wheels and flies?
10)a man and a dog walked down a street.the man rode, yet walked.what is the dog's name?
11) name the city which has plant,automobile and a musical instrument in it..

2006-06-08 18:56:09 · 8 answers · asked by bingo123 1

Rate this joke pls.


Two nun-to-be ladies were in their final interrgation tests.They were asked to stay in a room where the examineer could test thier honesty and holiness.

The first one finally came out of the room.She was dancing hottily and was waving her undies with both hands(to the surprise of the priest).She failed.

Now,here comes the next.Quitely,she walk past the priest with her hands in praying position.The priest nodded happily thinking the second passed the test.He came to the second nun-to-be to congaratulate her.

Smiling,the 2nd nun-to-be replied SHOWING OFF HER TEETH-WITH-PUBIC-HAIR-IN-BETWEEN!!!!!!

"THANK YOU VERY MUCH!"

2006-06-08 18:53:47 · 17 answers · asked by sheeng 1

But i didn't got hurt.......Does that mean I have Superhuman POWERS ????....HOW can i find out more powers????

Note: I am only SIX months old!!!!

2006-06-08 18:52:22 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-08 18:49:15 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Who killed them?

2006-06-08 18:45:37 · 8 answers · asked by iamigloo 6

their was this guy and he had this red ring around his penis and so he went to the doctor and told the doctor. so the doctor gave him some cream for it and told him to aplie it to it 2 times aday so in a week the man came back to the doctor and said "its all cleard up what was the cream you gave me" and the doctor said " lip stick remover"

2006-06-08 18:38:43 · 11 answers · asked by baby girl 1

WAS THIS AN ATTEMP TO HIDE ADULT CONTENT IN A FORM OF A JOKE? I MEAN WHO WOULD CALL THEIR KIDS WALLY AND BEAVER? AND PETTICOAT JUNCTION= THE TOWN WAS CALLED HOOTERVILLE. WHAT DO YOU THINK, A PRODUCERS HIDDEN JOKE?

2006-06-08 18:35:22 · 4 answers · asked by ₦âħí»€G 6

No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?

2006-06-08 18:34:44 · 13 answers · asked by coconut_parrothead 2

How much dirt is in a hole that is 3 ft deep, and 6 inches in diameter?

2006-06-08 18:28:35 · 11 answers · asked by coconut_parrothead 2

As I grow older, I grow shorter. What am I?
It's kinda easy.

2006-06-08 18:26:45 · 8 answers · asked by Scottie 4

It cannot be seen,it cannot be felt,it cannot be heard,it cannot be smelt, it lies behind stars and empty holes it fills, it comes first and follows after, ends life, kills laughter!!!

2006-06-08 18:23:20 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

mr beans or mr g.w.bush

2006-06-08 18:20:49 · 14 answers · asked by i am crazy 1

2006-06-08 18:20:11 · 4 answers · asked by mockingbirdkiller 3

First correct answer... 10 points!

2006-06-08 18:09:35 · 10 answers · asked by boxergirl 5

2006-06-08 17:54:34 · 3 answers · asked by plzanswer 2

2006-06-08 17:50:56 · 24 answers · asked by Ha Ha! 3

...can u prove that 3=4?i bet u cant!

2006-06-08 17:49:16 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-08 17:40:16 · 8 answers · asked by Sandeep 1

it is a riddle

2006-06-08 17:38:38 · 15 answers · asked by shanky 1

Dr. Smith and his son, Mark, go on a car ride. They get in a terrible crash, and Dr. Smith dies. Mark is rushed to the hospital. When he is brought to the operating room the surgeon says, "I can't operate on him, he's my son!" How is this possible?

2006-06-08 17:36:58 · 30 answers · asked by Ha Ha! 3

2006-06-08 17:21:51 · 3 answers · asked by Λir§trikę X³ 3

Yes, all those Teletubby freaks VS Barney the Dinosaur that we all love.

2006-06-08 17:21:24 · 10 answers · asked by Coffee-Infused Insomniac 3

Who can tell me the longest english word that can be typed using only the upper first line of the key-pad of a computer.?
Answer this & you have 10 points.

2006-06-08 17:15:17 · 6 answers · asked by ~ D ~ 1

2006-06-08 17:12:31 · 9 answers · asked by rokmonster 2

2006-06-08 17:01:23 · 14 answers · asked by chilli 4

Grandfather, sibling, brother-in-law, mother, aunt?

2006-06-08 16:57:20 · 14 answers · asked by Nicky 3

2006-06-08 16:44:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

Or I be better off disguising myself as a rabbit?

2006-06-08 16:40:54 · 56 answers · asked by Anonymous

A man is found dead in an empty room that was locked from the inside. He hung himself with a rope that was hung in the center of the room but there is no chair in the room or anything else that could have lifted him up. The room also has no windows. The only evidence is that the floor is wet. How did he hang himself?

Muhahhahaha!

2006-06-08 16:40:14 · 10 answers · asked by whoputthebopinthebopshebopshebop 1

Which is worse, someone you sit next to farting every second, and he just ate loads of food, so it stinks, and he even makes the most HORRIBLE noise, OR your husband has diareha and can't move, goes to the bathroom every second, and asks you to unplug the toilets... you HAVE to do it!
if you HAD to choose!

2006-06-08 16:30:30 · 9 answers · asked by tralala 3