their was this guy and he had this red ring around his penis and so he went to the doctor and told the doctor. so the doctor gave him some cream for it and told him to aplie it to it 2 times aday so in a week the man came back to the doctor and said "its all cleard up what was the cream you gave me" and the doctor said " lip stick remover"
2006-06-08 18:38:43 · 11 answers · asked by baby girl 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What do you call a gay Mexican?
A Senoreater
2006-06-08 18:42:04 · answer #1 · answered by hectortuba 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great, heard it b4 but still funny..Lol
A guy walks into the dr's rooms and the nurse asked him what the problem the guy says "shingles" then the nurse examine him, ten munites later the nurse asks again "sir what is wrong with u" and the guy again answers "I've got shingles" and the nurse examined him again and tells the guy the dr will see him in a minute. A couples of minutes later the dr walks into the room and says "sir, what seems to be the problem" and the man "I've got shingles" and again the dr examined the guy for almost 15 minutes, the dr says "man I've done all the test I could think of but I can't seem to find any shingles can you be nice and tell me where they are" and finally the guy says "they are outside in my truck, where can I put them?"
2006-06-09 02:21:37 · answer #2 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA
harhar
teehee
hmm...
mebbe ive heard that b4 sumwhere
but neways
funny...really funny
its like he was doing that injectorial thingy in the female's mouth
2006-06-08 18:47:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahh yesss, heard that one, okok.
so this guy walks into a practice and says 'look doc, i got this problem' and the doctors like 'ok, whats your problem' and the guys like 'well... i have five penises', and the doctors like 'geeez! how do your pants fit?' and the guy says '..kinda like a glove'. ahahha
2006-06-08 18:45:16 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
answers are funnier than the joke
some dumb people who cant get joke from answers called them Idiots I am sure they can find worlds bumbest Idiot when look in their mirror
2006-06-08 23:01:26 · answer #5 · answered by sarathraj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Proof that men can be idiots
2006-06-08 19:06:06 · answer #6 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not that funny sorry i get it and all but sorry check ya later â¥
2006-06-08 18:46:58 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah! that was funny... kinda sick, but funny. you really shouldn't tell personal stories like that! lol., j/k.
2006-06-08 18:41:59 · answer #8 · answered by uknow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! funny answers..i mean a funny joke :)
2006-06-08 18:44:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-06-08 18:42:02 · answer #10 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋