2006-06-08 17:50:56 · 24 answers · asked by Ha Ha! 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Some guy walked up to me and said, "Hi, my name's Justin... Just incredible! I laughed in his face and walked away!
2006-06-08 17:57:56 · update #1
Not mine, but that was used on me before...."I've lost my number...can I have urs?"....I wanted to puke on the guy....lol....
2006-06-08 17:52:20 · answer #1 · answered by mysticfairy74 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's see...a guy said this to me once, "Hey, why don't you come sit over here (patting on his lap) and chat with me for a while, and we'll see what comes up in our conversation."
I normally LOVE cheesey pick up lines, but that was just wrong!
2006-06-09 01:08:45 · answer #2 · answered by joyfulspirit_2002 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I don't pick up guys, so I don't have one. Not my style, but I'm trying to think of some cheesy ones I've heard. Okay here's on: Did it hurt? And then the girl says excuse me? Then the guy says: You know when you fell from heaven?
Uh stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-09 00:56:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Geek pick-up line: I wish I was a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
And Christian pick-up line: Is this seat saved, cause I sure am.
2006-06-09 00:53:26 · answer #4 · answered by pandasage1221 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"those pants look good on you but they'd look even better in a pile next to my bed"
or
"You need a ride home don't you? I'll take you home. And, just so you'll know, I like eggs and bacon for breakfast."
2006-06-09 01:03:02 · answer #5 · answered by vail2073 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's not mine but this is the cheesiest pickup line i have heard
2006-06-09 00:55:23 · answer #6 · answered by basketballbaby21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here is one that an old college roommate used at several parties:
Hi, What's your major? Or are you here as the entertainment? LOL
2006-06-09 01:01:28 · answer #7 · answered by PEDRO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This ain't mine lol
The cheesiest? I think it went something like, "I like you like the fat kid loves cake."
It just cracked me up:)
2006-06-09 01:16:32 · answer #8 · answered by ViRg() 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be from Jamaica, cos you're jamaican me crazy
2006-06-09 00:56:22 · answer #9 · answered by lefty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I make cheese for a living. Do you like my dairy air?
2006-06-09 00:55:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you have a bandaid? Cuz I scraped my knee when I fell for you!
2006-06-09 01:29:37 · answer #11 · answered by uknow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋