Or I be better off disguising myself as a rabbit?
2006-06-08 16:40:54 · 56 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This might draw unwanted attention to yourself. Instead, paint your entire head yellow and swim around in a bowl of custard. This seems to work for me, and I'm not stupid at all!!!
2006-06-08 16:46:05 · answer #1 · answered by dogbreath 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Wrapping your head in tinfoil might get you a tremendous sunburn.
You might be better off disguising yourself as some kind of vegetation. The government may be monitoring anything that has a brain.
2006-06-08 17:16:08 · answer #2 · answered by Sassy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK this one is tricky i don't want to say to much in case they are listening to us now but i have made my helmet for this one so hear goes people like to believe that it is tin foil or AL foil but the real secret is first a little peroxide on your hair then a touch of fish oil wrap in three or more layers of Glad wrap and then and only then do you put two lucky rabbits feet on top and finish with the AL foil good luck my troubled friend over and out
2006-06-09 03:39:32 · answer #3 · answered by sunshine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I ran across this just a minute ago on Jimbo's RSS feed and thought it might help.
I just cut and pasted it, but I thought it might help you.
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Yahoo News -- Sat, June 10, 2006 -- 3:49pm
Yahoo, Inc. has reached an agreement with the US and other members of the G8 to release information gathered on it's user base.
This information will be strictly limited to user's names, dates of births, search history, internet sites visited, sexual proclivities and preferences, blood types, DNA structure and Yahoo assigned personal identification number.
Yahoo, Inc.has NOT, repeat, NOT stated that it will reveal any personal thoughts or dream-state images gathered through its latest redesign of the home page.
While testing on animals continues, Yahoo, Inc wishes to state that no harm is being done to the test subjects. There were several hundred previous and regretable mishaps regarding the first trials of the technology on humans, however, preliminary testing suggests that the existing brain implant device is sufficient.
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2006-06-10 09:58:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the only way to keep prying peoples out of our collective heads is if you make a helmet out of lead. said helmet should be at least eight inches thick. yes.....very heavy, but it works. if you think rabbit thoughts, you may wind up like the beltway snipers. Mohammad was mind programmed to do certain things when exposed to key phrases. just remember "ducks", or "ducky" will work. the Illuminati has inserted "quacks" into society, and they expect them to go off when administered certain key words or phrases. no need to worry about al quaida...the Illuminati are the real baddies. just look on the back of a one dollar bill.....the all seeing eye stands for the Illuminati, and the latin phrase at the bottom of the pyramid says "new world order". it's such an obvious conspiracy that no one believes it to be really real. be careful. PEACE
2006-06-08 16:51:39 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!
This is the funniest one I've seen all day! Thanks for the laugh:D
And no, wrapping your head in tinfoil won't help. I don't think that trying to disguise yourself as a rabbit will work either. Maybe try hiding as a tree or a rock...Or maybe a Leprechaun..
2006-06-08 16:47:19 · answer #6 · answered by i_am_the_dida 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually you are confusing this with DIGESTING a rabbit. The tinfoil urban myth's practical purpose is for alerting you to the fact that it sucks being a loser.
2006-06-08 16:46:50 · answer #7 · answered by jaxpilot11 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
probably not but what u could do is dress up as a rabbit then wrap urself in tin foil then put urself in a oven on 150 degrees for 3 hrs
2006-06-08 16:44:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've started off on the wrong foot, because you're putting your thoughts on paper. I think it's best that you get away from the computer, and find someone that can store your thoughts in a different place away from your head.
2006-06-08 16:45:21 · answer #9 · answered by Monika Lewinskeeze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes tinfoil always works especially if you look like a cow 2 begin with
2006-06-11 11:42:05 · answer #10 · answered by heart_xavier 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The foil might work, but they may, in anticipation of that, have put an implant in your head (while you were asleep) with a wire running down your leg as an antenna.
2006-06-08 16:44:52 · answer #11 · answered by pollux 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋