Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

a hot looking naked man jumps out in front of three old ladies rocking in chairs on a porch.

the first old lady had a stroke

the second old lady had a stroke

the third old lady's arm was too short.

2006-06-08 16:29:22 · 9 answers · asked by My Big Bear Ron 6

8 5 4 9 1 7 6 10 3 2 0

2006-06-08 16:27:29 · 8 answers · asked by ♥-=-TLCNJ19-=-♥ 5

first to answer gets 10 points so hurry!

2006-06-08 16:27:09 · 8 answers · asked by AvesPro 5

What do these three things have in common? Dogs, Diamonds, Double Plays.

2006-06-08 16:26:40 · 7 answers · asked by ♥-=-TLCNJ19-=-♥ 5

And now the question....

Name 3 things that can't sink any lower.

2006-06-08 16:21:36 · 2 answers · asked by opjames 4

Seriously the guys a freakin movie star and his wife, well lets just say don't get me started.

2006-06-08 16:20:45 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-08 16:20:08 · 15 answers · asked by angelchick098 1

My neighbour looks like a basset hound. He also has a wicked sense of smell and acute hearing. He also does this thing with my leg, which quite frankly drives me nuts. Back to my question, are some people descended from other animals like say ferets or in the case of my neighbour, dogs.
Myself, I could care less, I am obviously descended from a superior race of aliens who revere Tom Cruise for his picture perfect smile.

2006-06-08 16:18:21 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

The question....
Name a Bush, a tush, and a wuss.

2006-06-08 16:13:37 · 5 answers · asked by opjames 4

2006-06-08 16:13:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-08 16:08:14 · 1 answers · asked by Spud 3

Seriously look at her she is a freaking vampire. What is she like eighty seven. My mother said she wanted to look like Cher, she does, she's been dead for a year.
So what do you think, is she the "Godmother of Goth" or the "Granny of Gloom".

2006-06-08 16:04:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-08 16:04:31 · 8 answers · asked by Sapnat 4

Does anybody have any good jokes? If I like them you get ten points.

2006-06-08 15:57:09 · 12 answers · asked by Anna 3

2006-06-08 15:50:32 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

I need change for a $1,but only want 50 coins back!

2006-06-08 15:46:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

Management LEsson:

Boss: Let me F*ck you, just once, i'll be quick, i'll pay u 1000$, i'll throw the money on the floor, and before you bend down and pick it up, i'll be done!

Girl likes the proposal and calls her Boy Friend,
Boy friend: It's ok, ask for 2000$ and be quick to pick up the money!

After 4 hours, bf calls his gf

Bf: What happ?
Gf: That bastard used coins!!!!!!!

Lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before getting F*ucked!!!!

2006-06-08 15:36:56 · 12 answers · asked by The Guru® 5

2006-06-08 15:35:31 · 16 answers · asked by sammy 3

Teacher:Which is mor imp to us,the sun or the moon?
Arun:The moon.
Teacher:Why?
Arun:The moon gives us light at night whn we need it bt the sun gives us light only in the day time whn we dont need it.


Whats de height of hope ? ? ?
A 99 year old Man goin for Airtel ka naya lifetime prepaid scheme! ! !


Teacher: Oxygen is must for Breathing & for fil. It was discovered in 1773...
Arun: Thanks God. I was born after that. otherwise i would have died.

2006-06-08 15:31:31 · 8 answers · asked by ~ D ~ 1

I will trade you "my bird in the hand" for your "two in a the bush".

2006-06-08 15:31:25 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

My favorite Disney cartoon movie. The first one to guess the right answer gets 10 points. Only one guess per person though or I will not give you the points. Thanks!

2006-06-08 15:20:19 · 31 answers · asked by Rissa406 2

hungry...

2006-06-08 15:15:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-08 15:12:36 · 16 answers · asked by Rissa406 2

A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park.

A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asks the blonde what she is doing and she replies, "I'm hanging myself." "You're supposed to put the noose around your neck, not your waist," said the onlooker. "I tried that," replied the blonde, "but I couldn't breathe.

2006-06-08 15:02:56 · 29 answers · asked by sammy 3

would you do anything to try to stop it?

2006-06-08 14:58:08 · 23 answers · asked by black magic 2

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/strawberry.php

It is funny, not bad....

2006-06-08 14:53:49 · 13 answers · asked by Little Wifey 5

2006-06-08 14:48:17 · 7 answers · asked by Laura 4

A blonde and a brunette are sitting in a bar and watching the 11:00 P.M. news. A man is standing on the ledge of a high-rise building, contemplating suicide.

The brunette says to the blonde: "I'll bet you $20.00 that the man jumps off that building and commits suicide."

The blonde thinks for a moment then replies: "OK, you're on!"

They watch for a few minutes and sure enough, the man jumps off the ledge. The blonde sighs and reaches for her wallet, but the brunette stops her, saying: "I can't take your money - I feel too guilty. I have to confess that I watched the 6:00 P.M. news this evening and I knew that the man would jump.

The blonde replied: "Oh! I watched the 6:00 P.M. news too, but I didn't think he'd jump off again!"

2006-06-08 14:47:36 · 23 answers · asked by sammy 3

Are people really entertained and amused by someone acting stupid? And Sexual jokes? Doesnt it ever get annoying?

2006-06-08 14:40:58 · 22 answers · asked by popstar452003 2

2006-06-08 14:33:26 · 3 answers · asked by Atheist 3