A blonde and a brunette are sitting in a bar and watching the 11:00 P.M. news. A man is standing on the ledge of a high-rise building, contemplating suicide.
The brunette says to the blonde: "I'll bet you $20.00 that the man jumps off that building and commits suicide."
The blonde thinks for a moment then replies: "OK, you're on!"
They watch for a few minutes and sure enough, the man jumps off the ledge. The blonde sighs and reaches for her wallet, but the brunette stops her, saying: "I can't take your money - I feel too guilty. I have to confess that I watched the 6:00 P.M. news this evening and I knew that the man would jump.
The blonde replied: "Oh! I watched the 6:00 P.M. news too, but I didn't think he'd jump off again!"
2006-06-08 14:47:36 · 23 answers · asked by sammy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
great joke - once again- perfect woman- pretty- has no brains and no opinion- just another misconception about blondes...
This is my brunette friend who I work with...
She was reading a book aloud called The Perfect Purple Feather
I (a blonde) said, "Oh good, finally a book around your IQ level"
Her (a brunette) reply was "Yeah!"
she still doesn't realize I was calling her dumb... Now tell me which hair color was dumber in the case?
2006-06-08 14:56:55 · answer #1 · answered by ♥-=-TLCNJ19-=-♥ 5 · 7⤊ 0⤋
7
2006-06-08 14:54:27 · answer #2 · answered by Still a Sexy Momma 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
2006-06-08 14:50:50 · answer #3 · answered by toe poe gee gee oh 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think its funny! Of Course its not the best joke in the world,but i like it.
i would give it 5 out of 10
2006-06-08 14:51:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was actually kind of funny. I ll give 7 out of 10.
2006-06-08 14:50:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one and funny but its much better if you skipped the blonde , the brunette and used names, likes Jen and Jin coz the 2B also have feeling.
sorry for the comment but l really enjoyed your jokes.Thank.
2006-06-08 15:00:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that's funny! on a scale of 1-5 it's a 6.5
2006-06-08 14:49:39 · answer #7 · answered by pengihearts 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad, I rate it 7 out of 10
2006-06-08 14:51:43 · answer #8 · answered by The Grand Inquisitor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6out of 10
2006-06-08 14:55:47 · answer #9 · answered by Hazel Angel from heven 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL 8/10
2006-06-08 14:49:21 · answer #10 · answered by Brown Sugar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋