A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park.
A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asks the blonde what she is doing and she replies, "I'm hanging myself." "You're supposed to put the noose around your neck, not your waist," said the onlooker. "I tried that," replied the blonde, "but I couldn't breathe.
2006-06-08 15:02:56 · 29 answers · asked by sammy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Expected... can't one person make it a brunette for once?! - 4/10... too predictable...
Brunette Jokes:
q- What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
a- A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
q-What's a brunette's mating call?
a- "Has the blonde left yet?"
q- What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
a- No one else wants it.
q- Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
a- So brunettes can remember them.
q- What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
a- Invisible.
q- What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
a- Brown-bagging it.
q- Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
a- The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
q- Why is the brunette considered an evil color? -
a- When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
q- What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
a- The invitation.
q- What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
a- A hostage.
q- Who makes bras for brunettes?
a- Fisher-Price.
q- Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
a- It matches their mustache
2006-06-08 15:18:23 · answer #1 · answered by ♥-=-TLCNJ19-=-♥ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
3
2006-06-08 16:55:48 · answer #2 · answered by hearbeat62 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8 out of 10
2006-06-08 15:07:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I giggled but on a scale of 1 to 10, I give it a 3
2006-06-08 15:08:47 · answer #4 · answered by 4eyed zombie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
100 out of 3
2006-06-08 15:26:30 · answer #5 · answered by brent9406 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its a little lame but still somehow a little funny on a scale of 1-10 ten being funniest I give it a 6
2006-06-08 15:05:51 · answer #6 · answered by rayngirl6 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHAHAH
on a scale of 1 - 10, I will give it an 7
2006-06-08 15:07:50 · answer #7 · answered by Annie Mae 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another blond joke, eh I'd give it a 4 (that's out of 10), it's okay
2006-06-08 15:06:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! I like it! But I'm a blonde joke person... I'd sayyyy... 8.5/10.
Heres a blonde one for ya...
A blond walks into the hospital emergency with her finger shot off. The doctor immediately see's her and asks "How did you shoot your finger off?!" "Well its like this," the blonde says, "I was wanted to comit suicide, so I took a gun and was going to put it in my mouth and shoot, but then I thought wait, I spent $20,000 dollars getting my teeth fixed so I won't do that. Then I decided to shoot myself in the cheast, but then I remembered I spent $10,000 on my boob job so I couldn't do that. I finally decided to put the gun in my ear and shoot, but I thought it might be too loud so I plugged my other ear with my finger and shot."
2006-06-08 16:57:52 · answer #9 · answered by CSF 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If she had been hanging there for a few days why didn't she starve to death or get arrested for loittering(hanging about!). And before you tell me I know I cannot spell lortering ,well I am blonde, and proud of it
2006-06-08 15:19:18 · answer #10 · answered by dragonnookie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋