Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

A time when they’re green, a time when they’re brown,
But both of these times, cause me to frown.
But just in between, for a very short while,
They’re perfect and yellow, and cause me to smile!
What am I talking about here?

2006-06-09 04:30:16 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

The women would be safe too.

2006-06-09 04:08:42 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-09 04:06:09 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous

My city got no funding at all. Security is so poor here that I had to pick up the FBI agent from his office and bring him to my house to spy on me. He sits and listens on one of my phones and had to borrow my tape recorder and I have to make him lunches.

2006-06-09 04:03:27 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous

he is a dam good looking
he is very much brilliant

2006-06-09 03:52:57 · 12 answers · asked by Nitish S 1

who? what? where? when? why? how?
i don't get it

2006-06-09 03:51:06 · 9 answers · asked by James 6

2006-06-09 03:46:05 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

I am young or old
Nice or cold
If you save me, I'm secure
If you sell me, you're in trouble
what am I?

I am warm
and cold
young
and old
brave
and afraid
full of love
and hate.
What am I?

(hint 2 separate things, but they're connected)

2006-06-09 03:35:23 · 10 answers · asked by Laura Chambers 3

2006-06-09 03:33:57 · 32 answers · asked by ~ShY_Lo_cHiCk~ 1

2006-06-09 03:23:45 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

. . . [ in Gujarati , it means 9 1/2 " long 4 " diameter P---s ]

Removed For Free ? ? ? Cut it off ,with a butcher's knife . . .

. . . cook and eat it , like a sausage .

2006-06-09 03:19:55 · 4 answers · asked by boy.70yr 1

Read my riddle, I pray. What God never sees, what the king seldom sees, and what we see every day. What is it?

2006-06-09 03:09:50 · 19 answers · asked by sammy 3

2006-06-09 02:53:42 · 28 answers · asked by Laura 4

Don't apply general rules of Mathematics!

2006-06-09 02:50:41 · 12 answers · asked by Zarqain 1

2006-06-09 02:38:43 · 18 answers · asked by MojoMan 6

2006-06-09 02:38:18 · 10 answers · asked by MojoMan 6

I’m just wondering.

2006-06-09 02:37:55 · 14 answers · asked by MojoMan 6

You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?



This is the last one for me, if you liked them i wll post some more soon

2006-06-09 02:30:49 · 23 answers · asked by tone 4

I hope you like this one

2006-06-09 02:25:11 · 14 answers · asked by tone 4

2006-06-09 02:11:56 · 14 answers · asked by tone 4

Tell me about the most crazy thing that you have done in your life....
The wierdest and the craziest thing will be chosen as the best answer!!!!

I only need honest answers!!! If you dare!!!

2006-06-09 02:02:51 · 9 answers · asked by JoYbOy 4

2006-06-09 01:59:38 · 12 answers · asked by tone 4

2006-06-09 01:57:31 · 10 answers · asked by tone 4

2006-06-09 01:57:00 · 3 answers · asked by Maxood 3

2006-06-09 01:56:30 · 14 answers · asked by tone 4

Only one color, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
What is it

2006-06-09 01:53:48 · 11 answers · asked by tone 4

2006-06-09 01:35:23 · 13 answers · asked by tone 4

2006-06-09 01:16:29 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-09 01:11:30 · 17 answers · asked by skatervargas 1

2006-06-09 00:58:24 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous