2006-06-09 02:38:18 · 10 answers · asked by MojoMan 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I wonder what a vegetarian tastes like BBQ'ed.
2006-06-09 09:39:43 · answer #1 · answered by Einstein 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dude they're not mad meat eaters as you put it, they eat brains. Brains aint meat i dont reckon, they are just mushy squishy blobs that look like a whole heap of intestines that have been in the spin dryer for a bit too long, you know sort of shrunk looking.
2006-06-09 10:10:02 · answer #2 · answered by sammy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're man-flesh eaters. If they're mad meat eaters, they'd turn on each other for utter lack of food. There's no way they'd even touch vegetarian barbecue.
2006-06-09 09:51:08 · answer #3 · answered by professor x 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are in certain circumstances.... When some carnivores eat vegetables, they instantly zombify and begin seeking the highest forms of protein to flush out the icky toxins brought on by vegetables and fruits. This means brains.
The good news is, they typically go for the host/hostess, and once they feast on their brains, they usually miraculously return to normal, free to invite their friends to Outback.
2006-06-11 06:08:19 · answer #4 · answered by Dave 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Zombies are just talk show hosts who have passed on. They devoured the intellect of those who watched them, and now they have made the next logical step.
2006-06-09 13:38:03 · answer #5 · answered by Rebekah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your so right about this. Co*ck roaches might be the only meat they find. And maybe they could dip them in the ranch dressing. How could they find more fresh meat there? It would be funny to watch them try. Would you video tape them for me?
2006-06-09 21:42:27 · answer #6 · answered by Laura 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhmmm... you have this strange fixation on fictional characters... you HONESTLY believe zombies exist. I see a real psychological problem here. I HIGHLY suggest you see a therapist about this neurological problem of yours. You seem to be a few synapses short of a rational thought.
2006-06-09 09:42:14 · answer #7 · answered by Not Gonna Tell Ya 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if they are only around zombies.
It is like the age old question "Can fungus grow on a mushroom?"
2006-06-09 14:55:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if they're alone, otherwise they'd eat the other guests.
2006-06-09 09:43:44 · answer #9 · answered by kalsmom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you skewer me
2006-06-09 23:00:58 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋