2006-06-09 02:38:43 · 18 answers · asked by MojoMan 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Feel your forehead. In my opinon you have asked the best zombie question ever. My answer is,"Yes they are. Throat swollen up with fresh brains they run to check their IQ's."
2006-06-09 14:43:23 · answer #1 · answered by Laura 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
That's funny/ I am in Mensa,
Could just be all the fast -food take a' way's ,doing that .
Cant say i have seen ,many Zombies in Mensa lately.
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Don't glance at yourself in the mirror too often , is my advice.
;)
2006-06-09 09:57:13 · answer #2 · answered by sweet-cookie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not all brains are Mensa qualified, but maybe that's why zombies eat a lot of brains, so it adds up.
2006-06-09 09:41:01 · answer #3 · answered by Nay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am not sure if that is a slam against Zombies or Mensa.
2006-06-09 14:53:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If zombies actually became what they ate, they would be giant soggy clumps of grey matter. Why would Mensa want that?
2006-06-09 13:41:34 · answer #5 · answered by Rebekah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would that be Mensa or Menses?
I never could figure out the difference....
2006-06-09 16:38:47 · answer #6 · answered by Einstein 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but zombie victims who live and lose more than 50% of their brains are probably overqualified for that particular organization.
2006-06-11 06:10:54 · answer #7 · answered by Dave 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a pretty exclusive club. They could probably get in if they promised to bring enough snacks for the whole group.
2006-06-09 19:09:03 · answer #8 · answered by Just Gone 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only if they eat people with IQ's over 150. That just might do the trick.
2006-06-09 16:25:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You heard about the cannibal that passed his brother in the jungle.
2006-06-09 09:41:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋